Filed under: Daily Drivel
[Original post with Donald illo]
Donald Trump has a lot of respect for gold diggers, which explains why he marries them. [Gabby Babble]
Finally — a New Kids on the Block reunion! Tour sponsor: Bengay. [L.A. Rag Mag]
Reese Witherspoon gives back, once again confirming she is better than I am. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
A — gasp! — size 16 contestant in the Miss England competition. Sources say that’s why she’s the only one smiling — because she’s not going to bed hungry every night. [Fatback]
Because laughing at Paris Hilton never gets old: Pictures of the heiress falling on her face. [popbytes]
More fun with falling: Models taking a tumble. [Seriously? OMG!]
Audrina Patridge looks ready to take her fame to the next level — in Wrestlemania. [Celebrity Dirt]
Twelve-year-old stripper uncovered. In response, James Woods said, “Where? Where?!” [POTP]
Jessica Simpson hospitalized for “minor kidney infection,” giving Papa Joe yet another excuse to play doctor. [TMZ]
Posted by Candy ♦ March 31, 2008
At 3:51 pm Demon kitty said:
She saw them taking pictures and so she gets up so they can chase her. What an attention whore. How can anyone take themselves seriously and wear Flava Flav 911 is a joke sunglasses. I think it is complete bullshit. Getting chased by the paps makes these bitches cream in their pants,
March 31, 2008
At 3:52 pm Demon kitty said:
I forgot to make another comment about the anus that is Trump’s mouth.
March 31, 2008
At 4:26 pm Frozen in Time said:
“…giving Papa Joe yet another excuse to play doctor.”
This gives me the shivers!
March 31, 2008
At 4:46 pm rina said:
Candy & 14 - are you guys sleeping? cmon post more stuff. I think you two average 1 post per day, which is pathetic for a gossip site
March 31, 2008
At 5:22 pm wickedgood said:
Hey Rina, if you want the same crap all the other sites regurgitate, why not hang out there? Candy & 14 put a lot of effort into being humorous and creative, and manage to stay light-hearted and non-spiteful despite the rough material (insipid celebrity gossip) they have to work with every day.
I prefer quality over quantity any day. I’d like to think my fellow Circus Hour devotees feel the same way.
March 31, 2008
At 5:55 pm Puppet said:
Yeahhh, what WickedGood said!
March 31, 2008
At 6:07 pm Eize said:
Yay, Size-16 contestant!
March 31, 2008
At 6:09 pm Lucie_Sky_Diamonds said:
Hear hear, WickedGood!
March 31, 2008
At 11:21 pm It’s British Bitch said:
Right on Wicked Good! IMHO: For celebrity news as it breaks and a fair level of amusement hang out at D-Listed. For pure platinum plated genius hang out here. I’m amazed how prolific these guys are, even if I’ve already seen the story on D-Listed the way CircusHour interpret some of the stories is incredible. I look at 14’s illustrations over and over again, often months after they were first posted and I often notice new little quirks and details. Brilliant! Candy is hands down the funniest blogger I have ever read. How on earth you come up with categories as piss funny as “Breath Smells Like …” is beyond me. Also I’m a big fan of hard partying Bunky and his fez hat.
P.S. I love Doodle Whore as well, I love the concept of quick, topical sketches. The characters are instantly recognisable and there are always lots of funny little details and flourishes.
March 31, 2008
At 12:13 am Dr. L said:
No, this site rocks and I am surprised at how often they update. Step off, rina.
April 1, 2008
At 4:29 am midevil said:
Totally, it takes times to create things as opposed to recycling celeb news. Out of line is right.
April 1, 2008