Filed under: Weekend Drivel
Star magazine reports that Brad Pitt made an honest woman out of Angelina Jolie. Or, at least, a married one. [popbytes]
And, while People magazine claims the wedding report is full of crap, Candy still had to include the story because she had already gone to the trouble of creating that romantic Brangelina cake topper. [People]
A peek at Nicole Richie’s baby girl. Awww. She looks… just like every other two-month-old. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
No need to wonder if you should buy a burp cloth or Babybjorn for Jamie Lynn Spears anymore — she’s got a baby registry now. [Celebrity Dirt]
Sweet ways to wish your grandma a happy 100th birthday. [College Humor]
Lindsay Lohan to star in movie about Charles Manson. Because she knows quite a bit about butchering… movie roles. [Celebrity Smack]
Tom Cruise may be joining Star Trek movie. No word on whether he’ll use his own mothership. [Gabby Babble]
Pictures from Fergie and Quentin Tarantino’s joint birthday party. Quentin likely celebrated with the traditional birthday cake, with a side of toes. [POTP]
Posted by Candy ♦ March 30, 2008
At 4:26 pm bluehawaii said:
Great cake topper! (Needs 6 kiddies on his back for good measure…hehehe…)
If this story is true, then …well wishes.
If it is not true, then…well wishes.
March 30, 2008
At 5:16 pm Eize said:
Tom Cruise will play Xenu. Don’t know how John Travolta will take it.
March 30, 2008
At 7:58 pm Demon kitty said:
I was hoping you guys would comment on the Bradgelina shit. I am soo fucking sorry, I am sooo godamn motherfucking sorry, but I cannot take this woman seriously whatsoever!!! I think she is 100% full of shit! I think she and Brad are manipulating Star rag and all the other fucking cheap ass tabloid rags with their rumor bullshit just for attention. I think she is a fucking attention whore. I question her adoption and breeding bullshit. I wonder about him what is going on between his fucking ears. I hate to say it but I take him a lot more seriously than I do her. Did you see that fucking Shiseido or whatever the fuck it is called ad on Perez Hilton? Her coy sexy vamp sex pot facial expressions were hilarious. I have never seen anything so ridiculously sexy to the point of farce since that scene with Heath Graham in the limo in “Boogie Nights”. Angelina’s sexy vamp routine comes across as a farce. I am so sick of seeing her godamn smirk.
Angelina is such a disappointment.
March 30, 2008
At 8:11 pm Demon kitty said:
If she really wants to do something, she should get her fucking ass back to Iraq. There it is, I said it.
March 30, 2008
At 8:15 pm CPTWilly said:
Oooh, good call BlueHawaii. If not for a cake topper, maybe Candy can put the litter on his back for a family photo.
March 30, 2008
At 3:04 am Miss Mezza said:
Demon Kitty, I salute you. Tell it like it is, sister.
But i must ask why you take him seriously? He’s a bit of a hen-pecked pussy-whipped weak-reed laughing stock, isn’t he?
March 31, 2008
At 3:16 am Demon kitty said:
He is Miss Mezza! He really is! I don’t take him very seriously, but I take him a lot more seriously then I do her - which I guess does not say much for him. Thanks for agreeing with me. I am a validation whore. Fuck!!
I am just getting psycho on this fucking site! I don’t know if it is because I take Wellbutrin X now instead of Lexpro or if fucking school is fucking me out of my gourd, or maybe both. My shit is just going to get a lot more vulgar and angrier on this site. As long as it stays here and does not go anywhere else I suppose that is good.
P.S. If anyone out there ever considers taking Wellbutrin X for major depression, I just have to say it does NOTHING for paranoia.
March 31, 2008
At 5:59 am midevil said:
Yoga. I’ve got complex PTSD and I do yoga. Yoga yoga yoga.
March 31, 2008
At 3:43 pm Demon kitty said:
I should do yoga too. I took this chakra class and the woman was telling us to clench our genitals and our rectum. Gawd.
March 31, 2008
At 4:55 pm midevil said:
Oy. Don’t know nothin’ ’bout chakras…
March 31, 2008