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Filed under: Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton Art, Pop Culture
Toys R Us is selling a line of Runway Magic “fashion fillies” for little girls fascinated with horses and the fashion industry (!) and one of them looks remarkably like Paris Hilton. Okay, I admit I digitally altered the eye to give it more wonk, but get a load of those hooves and blonde extensions. If I’m not mistaken, the shoes and clothing look like they were designed by Paris too. See the original version here. Much thanks to sharp-eyed observer Yvonne for sending this tidbit to us.
Posted by 14 ♦ March 27, 2008
At 8:32 am dv8trix said:
If the shoes came in normal hyooman sizes, I’d wear them *hides*
March 27, 2008
At 8:49 am lucky13 said:
14 you’re brilliant…
March 27, 2008
At 8:58 am sugarbear said:
Now I see who her line of shoes are for.
March 27, 2008
At 9:00 am deanna said:
do the toy crabs come seperately or do they fit compactly in the pony purse?
March 27, 2008
At 11:01 am Selenite said:
Gross. What kind of sick young mind would have approved of that thing in the market testing? I the 80’s there was this similar line of toys called Fashion Fillies, except that those horses actually resembled….horses. Is it just me but is there a glut of freakishly distorted looking girls’ toys right now? Usually the distortion is so that toy looks more childlike (think Strawberry Shortcake) but well, look at the Bratz dolls. And we thought that Barbie had a wonky body.
March 27, 2008
At 11:09 am Rich said:
strange toy, frickin’ hilarious observation by 14 and Yvonne
March 27, 2008
At 12:00 pm Jenn F. said:
It resembles Paris even in the fact that the skirt doesn’t even cover up her ass.
March 27, 2008
At 12:10 pm wickedgood said:
Haha, that wonky eye is perfect~!
Awesome
March 27, 2008
At 12:21 pm midevil said:
The fuck?
March 27, 2008
At 2:03 pm Faylinn said:
Who the hell thought horses need to wear a dress, necklace, shoes, earrings, and a handbag?! Ugh.
March 27, 2008
At 2:13 pm scungilli said:
was looking for your signature, 14. couldn’t believe such a thing existed …
March 27, 2008
At 2:25 pm Demon kitty said:
This is some of the weirdest shit I have ever seen, but when I think about it, anthropomorphizing animals may not be a bad thing. Maybe this will help us stop selling our retired race horses to Europeans on the black market for slaughter. Maybe I am just wishing too fucking hard.
March 27, 2008
At 5:10 pm Eize said:
Needs crabs.
March 27, 2008
At 6:39 pm k said:
“Mommy, mommy… can you buy me a new Clodhopper Pony… pleaassse!!!???”
March 27, 2008
At 7:17 pm Peta said:
“What the F*CK?!” doesn’t even begin to cover it.
March 27, 2008
At 9:16 pm It’s British Bitch said:
OK, now it’s time to play one of my favourite games: Porn Star or Pony?” click the link below and scan the list of names, some belong to Hasbro My Little Ponies others belong to porn stars. Can you guess correctly?
http://www.brunching.com/pornorpony.html
14: I’m loving the wonk eye.
March 27, 2008
At 9:54 pm Jenn F. said:
Oooh that was FUN! I can’t believe I only got two right. Those are some perverted sounding pony names. Cherry Lips? What the fuck!
March 27, 2008
At 7:27 am Jenny said:
Oh, look at that. Playmates Toys Inc.? Am I not surprised at all?
Faylinn, you have the best avatar.
March 28, 2008
At 8:18 am that_girl said:
The wonk eye edit is perfect! Looks just like her.
March 28, 2008
At 8:19 am EVA said:
That’s an insult to the horsey, it looks more like My Little Pony Parker (Sarah Jessica Parker) than Parasite. I’m sure that horse has no crabs and more brains than Paris. So… don’t insult the horsey.
Paris needs to go away ASAP, I’ve said it many times and I’ll keep saying it until that happens.
March 28, 2008
At 2:36 pm long legs said:
thanks for the laugh… I enjoyed that, it will be as my computers background for now.
March 29, 2008