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Disgraced former NY Gov. Eliot Spitzer has been linked to yet another high-priced call-girl ring, according to an exclusive report by the NY Post. This time, Spitzer is accused of being “personally serviced” by a hard-partying busty blonde from a “rough and tumble trailer park.”

This embarrassing revelation has caused Spitzer’s Downturned Mouth of Shame to become even more pronounced. Soon, his mouth will disappear altogether. Thanks Karin.


Posted by 14 ♦ March 27, 2008

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15 Responses to “Eliot Spitzer’s Face Continues To Morph Into Greek Tragedy Mask”

  1. Rich

    “personally serviced” by a hard-partying busty blonde from a “rough and tumble trailer park.” - Unlike Spitzer that would turn my frown upside down.

  2. Psychochick

    Is that her??? Ewwww! She’s fugly like Christina Aguilera. He should have at least got in trouble for someone hot. She looks rough. The guy is an idiot. What was he thinking other than about his member?

  3. BV

    I, too, thought that was X-tina at first. I wonder if she knows her secret twin sister is ho fo sho?

  4. Jenn F.

    Absolutely hilarious what you did with his mouth, 14. It made me laugh out loud. I suppose the countdown is on as to how longer he manages to keep his wife and teenaged daughters.

  5. midevil

    I don’t know why they’re offering him money to do a spread, it’s not like half the American population of women haven’t already seen his wee-wee.

  6. Dr. L

    Elliot Spitzer’s bold, second attempt at swallowing his own face.

  7. I said it once before, I will say it again: this entire Spitzer thing is a fucking witch hunt and this goddamn country is wearing a fucking chastity belt.

  8. TheThe

    Soon his *wife* will disappear altogether!

  9. what’s she doing, counting them? …

  10. Psychochick

    Bitter beer face!

  11. jenn

    Hillary and Obama and Geroge are all so glad yet another of Eliot’s girlfriends has surfaced - takes the publics’ attention (scant attention at best) off of them and the crap they are shovelling our way

  12. one … two … no, wait! let me start again. one …

  13. Vive

    That guy has the biggest…ears I’ve ever seen!

  14. It's British Bitch

    I’m hoping the third one is more of a street hooker like timeless icon Divine Brown and the fourth is a tranny mess of the type that Eddie Murphy would be running after like a dog with two dicks.

  15. Jenn, I agree with you 300%. They must think we are all stupid. Ever since those murderers let 911 take place …. I hope they all rot in hell!!!!!!

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