Filed under: Celebutards, Mariah Carey
Lauren Conrad, Audrina Patridge, Mariah Carey and Whitney Port at “The Hills” season three premiere
WHITNEY: Omigod! I’m standing next to Mariah Freakin’ Carey!
MARIAH: Who the f*ck are these chicks?
AUDRINA: Okay, ouch. Mariah is totally digging her elbow into my boob.
WHITNEY: Mom is going to flip when she hears about this. She has all of Mariah’s songs in her oldies collection!
MARIAH: I’m going to kill my agent.
WHITNEY: I should touch Mariah’s jacket. I bet she wore that back in her Studio 75 days.
LAUREN: No one would ever guess Mariah and I are wearing the same dress. Did she drop hers in the dryer, or what?
MARIAH: I’m going to kill my stylist, too. Why the hell are my clothes so big? I can barely feel the breeze on my ass!
AUDRINA: Um, okay, and now Mariah is hiking up her dress. Gawd, I thought working with Heidi Montag was bad.
Posted by Candy ♦ March 27, 2008
At 2:41 pm martini lover said:
that is too funny. wtf was mariah doing with those reality twerps?
March 27, 2008
At 3:22 pm Demon kitty said:
These women bore the fuck out of me. There is absolutely nothing interesting about them.
March 27, 2008
At 4:17 pm Jenn F. said:
I’ve never watched The Hills and have no interest in ever doing so.
March 27, 2008
At 7:26 pm helltotheno said:
>>Why the hell are my clothes so big? I can barely feel the breeze on my ass!
LMAO!
March 27, 2008
At 7:28 pm helltotheno said:
btw, i love the hills and am not afraid to admit it. it’s so trashy and stupid that it makes me laugh. you need trash sometimes.
March 27, 2008
At 9:26 am Puppet said:
I was thinking the same thing Hell To Then!
Wait, your first comment not your second.
March 28, 2008