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Filed under: Guest Artists, Tom Cruise
Our brave pals over at The Fug have found footage of Tom Cruise and John Travolta being abducted and molested by aliens. See it before the Scientologists catch wind of it because they’re not going to like it. Watch it here before it gets yanked. (NSFW).
Posted by 14 ♦ March 26, 2008
At 8:01 am Jenn F. said:
That’s definitely not going to stick around for long! I like how Suri was floating.
March 26, 2008
At 8:39 am Marie said:
Wow.lol…
I give that about 5 more minutes until its removed.
March 26, 2008
At 8:49 am Dr. L said:
Hilarious! Not as good as 14, though.
March 26, 2008
At 8:56 am 14 said:
Yep, the Scientologists will act rather quickly after they see that one. I’d be too chicken to create an animation like that - yikes!
Interestingly, as I type this comment, I see a Scientologist ad on our site! It says “Get the Facts” and links to their video channel. I’m going to click it now….
xoxo
14
March 26, 2008
At 9:45 am Bee Hind said:
I love the way they drew John Travolta!
March 26, 2008
At 9:52 am Dr. L said:
I thought that ad was a joke! It’s no joke! It’s deadly serious about delivering the Scientology Creed.
14, where are you? Did you come back from their video, OK?
March 26, 2008
At 11:45 am Peta said:
That will not be up come tomorrow morning. I’m sure of it.
Better spread it around while the link is still active.
March 26, 2008
At 1:42 pm Rebecca said:
Creepo… I wish he would do something normal for a change. :/ I miss him as normal and ACTING, not jumping and making faces like in some cheap freak show.
March 26, 2008
At 3:10 pm scungilli said:
dear god in heaven, why am i aroused? …
March 26, 2008
At 4:20 pm astridhaze said:
AHHHHHHHHHHHH! I’m scared!
March 26, 2008
At 5:17 pm Eize said:
Bounce, Tommyboy, bounce!!!
March 26, 2008
At 7:15 pm Psychochick said:
They PERFECTLY captured his pinched face and massive nose. XD.
March 26, 2008
At 7:17 pm Psychochick said:
I also LOVE how he has no penis! Hahahahahahhahaha
March 26, 2008
At 8:22 pm Puppet said:
I support anything that pokes fun at these phuckers. The lot of them.
March 26, 2008
At 2:40 am El Bastardo said:
Damn, good likeness on K Holmes. Is this actually gonna happen? Thing’s that make ya go hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!
March 27, 2008
At 5:29 am midevil said:
Awe!
March 27, 2008
At 7:24 am mspatz said:
You’re all SP’s. Leave Tom alone. Aliens are everywhere and Xenu is watching.
March 27, 2008
At 7:55 am BV said:
OMG! I’ve been assimilated, saved $500 on my cable and got my taxes done for free. Thanks Circus Hour!
March 27, 2008
At 8:29 am slyfly said:
That is one hung alien!
March 27, 2008
At 8:30 am dv8trix said:
Where can I order a floating Suri?
P.S. Link is still up (12:30 pm, my time)
March 27, 2008
At 8:44 am sslove said:
That is effing hilarious.
March 27, 2008
At 9:05 am freakshow said:
This is ANONYMOUS and we approve this cartoon.
March 27, 2008