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Those clever Swedes from Ikea have developed the first self-illuminating lamp by harnessing the glare reflected from Renee Zellweger’s cute little shiny face. It’s the perfect choice for those looking to green their home because it uses no electricity. Ikea has named the lamp Floöbjort, which means “endless sun” in Swedish and is an attractive addition to any home.
Inspired by yesterday’s media coverage in which two large UK newspapers pointed out the “shine” on Renee Zellweger’s face. The Daily Mail speculated the “shine” was the result of “facial sandblasting” in the quest to maintain her youth, while The Sun compared her face to a mirror and shamelessly called her new movie “Greasyhead” instead of “Leatherheads”. Ouch. Medium: Acrylic and gouache on paper, digital hoo ha.
Posted by 14 ♦ March 26, 2008
At 8:51 am Erick said:
Why are there links to videos of slutty girls dancing down the side of this page?
March 26, 2008
At 8:55 am Dr. L said:
Ouch is right. Sandblasting! Looks like they went with the rough stuff, like 200 grit.
March 26, 2008
At 9:35 am Nanners said:
BRAVO!
March 26, 2008
At 9:41 am soup said:
GREAT creative response!
March 26, 2008
At 12:53 pm Demon kitty said:
14, you are a genius! That is fucking funny as hell. She’s getting skinny enough to have that lamp kind of body - whatever the hell that means.
March 26, 2008
At 1:37 pm Jenn F. said:
Maybe this is why she’s so squinty.
March 26, 2008
At 3:41 pm librarian kathleen said:
Love those chipmunk cheeks!
March 26, 2008
At 3:55 pm Eli said:
May I point out that “Floöbjort” is not swedish for “endless sun”. But on the other hand; Ikea unfortunally doesn’t sell those lamps eighter.
March 26, 2008
At 3:57 pm astridhaze said:
I actually think this will look nice in my living room; and think of all the energy I’ll save by placing a mirror across from the lamp; light will bounce all over!
March 26, 2008
At 4:09 pm Lucy said:
So cute! And what a great energy saver! I’ll take half a dozen.
March 26, 2008
At 5:11 pm Eize said:
After facial sandblasting is three rounds of turtle wax and a floor buffer to achieve the perfect shine.
March 26, 2008
At 2:38 am El Bastardo said:
Cute in Jerry McGuire then……..UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
March 27, 2008
At 8:28 am dv8trix said:
meh, she’s not that skerry (she says, after having clicked IBB’s Chyna link *shudders*)
March 27, 2008
At 11:50 am Inga said:
im swedish and that doesnt mean anything in swedish…
March 27, 2008
At 12:02 pm Jenn F. said:
Oh for God’s sake, does everyone expect 14 to also be fluent in every other language? It’s a JOKE! It was meant to be FUNNY! Please, Eli and Inga, give her a break.
March 27, 2008
At 1:18 pm Nathaniel R said:
i can see her eyes. it’s a miracle!!! or maybe your brush slipped away from your fingers at a crucial moment causing an inadvertent glimpse of these windows to her soul.
genius as per usual
March 27, 2008
At 2:26 pm Demon kitty said:
You know Erick, I was thinking exactly the same thing.
March 27, 2008
At 2:47 pm martini lover said:
will the lamp fall apart like everything else i’ve gotten at ikea?
March 27, 2008
At 11:26 am It’s British Bitch said:
Martini Lover - yep! It will fall apart faster than Zellwegger’s marriage. Hopefully you impulsively picked up once of those bags of 1,00,000 tealight candles for $2.99 during the interminable wait at the Ikea checkout, you are going to need them.
March 29, 2008