Filed under: Holiday Tributes, Sexy Time
Lindsay Lohan, Kristin Davis and Gene Simmons aren’t the only ones battling sex tape rumors. Now one UK newspaper reports an anonymous tipper has sent them a shocking sex tape starring none other than the Easter Bunny.
According to the UK Daily Nova, the grainy cell phone video shows what appears to be an outdoor tryst between the Easter Bunny and an unknown woman, but claims have not yet been verified. When asked for comment, the Easter Bunny’s publicist, Leslie Zloane Selnick called the tape a “mean-spirited hoax meant to destroy the wholesome reputation of my client.”
FOX News pundits are speculating whether the Easter Bunny himself leaked the tape in a desperate measure to attract attention. “He was sick and tired of people not believing in him, so why not jump on the sex scandal train for instant fame and recognition?” Although the Easter Bunny denied the allegations during a press conference, he did announce that MTV has offered him his own reality show and that he’ll soon be designing a line of clothing for Kitson.
Posted by 14 ♦ March 22, 2008
At 9:50 am CPTWilly said:
Is anybody suprised that the Easter Bunny is caught in the act. Look at the facts: He is a rabbit, outdoors, with a female in “do-able” proximity. It was bound to happen and has probably happened many times in the past.
March 22, 2008
At 10:09 am PoorBritney.com said:
I hope I get a visit from the Easter Bunny come Sunday.
March 22, 2008
At 12:46 pm Puppet said:
This has been on Showtime or HBO. Probably “Real Sex” or something like that. I don’t remember the exact show but I’m a dirty puppet and know it aired!
Some people get off on it or something.
March 22, 2008
At 12:48 pm Psychochick said:
all of u r juss jeliose!!11 he is so sexy .u fat ulgy lossereds!@ that women is ulgy !! she nasty but skcnak
tresh whore but stinki!!@2!!He macke ;u faomous sex stulut!2!@$%!!! i r hoter then hreeer bich hore!!!! esterbunny sexc colllectuion hotttt i buye it; GO ESTRERBUNNNY!!!@!1!!@@@
March 22, 2008
At 3:59 pm lynnster said:
first!
March 22, 2008
At 4:53 pm scott said:
Will he still bring chocolate eggs on his rounds?
March 22, 2008
At 4:57 pm scott said:
afterwards he’s going to high five a bunch of other naughty animal mascots?
March 22, 2008
At 5:36 pm Dr. L said:
that’s not the real Easter bunny, because he has only one ear. It’s a cheap , imposter bunny.
Although, you’ve got to love the outdoors, “bunny-style,” he’s sportin…
March 22, 2008
At 6:12 pm Demon kitty said:
This reminds me of the inside jacket of Sonic Youth’s “Dirty” album from so long ago. People were fucking stuffed animals. The two people were a husband and wife team who were actually performance artists. Bob Flanagan the “Supermasochist” and I forget the name of his wife. They were also featured in the book “Bad Girls and Sick Boys: Fantasies in Contemporary Art in Culture, ” - an interesting book. I never finished it.
This is funny as hell. 14, you have cheered me up. I am so worried about school right now! Kisses!
March 22, 2008
At 6:43 pm Dr. L said:
DK, Kisses to you, and now go study.
Dr. L.
March 22, 2008
At 7:55 pm Zip said:
Tear that ass up Easter Bunny!!!
March 22, 2008
At 7:56 pm Zip said:
PS-but save some for me!!!
March 22, 2008
At 7:57 pm that_girl said:
Ohh, I hope the easter bunny will visit me tommorow morning!
March 22, 2008
At 7:57 pm that_girl said:
Ohh, I hope the easter bunny will visit me tommorow morning!
March 22, 2008
At 9:07 pm It’s British Bitch said:
Puppet: You are correct. The practice is known as Furries. People who like to dress up in plush animal suits and fuck each other through strategically cut holes. I believe Marc Jacobs is also into it - recently he was snapped wearing a fluffy tail clipped on his jeans which is the not-so secret sign to others that you are into Furries.
March 22, 2008
At 11:40 pm Zip said:
Okay…I confess!!! I can’t lie and mislead you all anymore!!! I’m the guy in the Bunny suit!!!
March 22, 2008
At 10:34 am Puppet said:
That’s right It’s British Bitch! Furries! I knew I wasn’t alone in having witnessed it.
March 23, 2008
At 10:52 am 14 said:
Furry websites can be highly entertaining and yep, that’s where I trolled for the image.
In addition to the activity described by “It’s British Bitch” above, furries also enjoy:
bowling
http://www.flickr.com/photos/14359698@N07/1465338620/sizes/o/in/set-72157602213115572/
milling about
http://www.flickr.com/photos/taylorhumby/1335044112/sizes/o/
dancing
http://www.fsun.net/blue_heel/images/mfm04/fursuit1.jpg
playing twister
http://www.fsun.net/blue_heel/images/mfm04/games26.jpg
March 23, 2008
At 1:30 pm Demon kitty said:
Thanks Dr. L. I really needed that. You have made me feel a lot better.
March 23, 2008
At 1:52 pm Dr. L said:
Furries?
Oh, dear. Now I’m claustrophobic and having a hot flash from those images.
DK-you’re welcome.
March 23, 2008
At 1:52 pm ubee0173 said:
ha!! the dancing one looks just like my dog!
this whole thing reminds me of the time slugger (the mascot for the kc royals) rubbed my ass- then he kept waving at me when i saw him walking around- eeeeww! and i was like 16 and with my family at the time– so not only is slugger a, um, furrie wierdo, he’s a pedophile too.
March 23, 2008
At 2:39 pm Demon kitty said:
So many perverts in this world UBEE0173. May they all rot in hell. I remember when CSI did a feature about furries. It was interesting and so appropriate for the show. Marc Jacobs is into this shit? Oh, Marc, I just don’t know what to think about you these days.
March 23, 2008
At 2:41 pm Demon kitty said:
I forgot to say, I am beginning to learn so much about men from this site, LOL. Zip, I just don’t get the male need to tear up any orifice they are fucking. If you want to, please explain. It will give me an excuse to procrastinate from my studies.
March 23, 2008
At 2:56 pm midevil said:
LOL @ Demon Kitty and the torn up ass confusion.
March 23, 2008
At 7:34 pm Adam Smith said:
Actually,I used to know the Easter Bunny,(we went to Prep School together).So I really can’t say I’m surprised.He’s more depraved than a used condom floating down a sewage infested canal - inside a dead male escort.Let’s just say his reputation precedes him.A gentlemen of good breeding and character would be advised to steer clear of him.
Tommy Lee went to one of his notorious parties once,but left soon after,muttering under his breath,”I’ve seen a lot of fucked up shit in my time,especially on the road.But that was just plain wrong.That should’nt be legal - anywhere.”
He really is a dirty motherfucker.
Luckily for him,this time the female in question was’nt underaged.He has an extremely unpleasant habit of using his popularity among his young demographic,to exploit barely legal girls.Let’s hope this expose puts a stop to this beast.
By the way,I read in The Wall Street Journal last week,that by 2025 everyone in the world would have been in a secret sex tape.I’m doing mine next week,just to get it out of the way.I suggest anybody reading this does the same.
After all,you don’t want to look behind the times.
March 23, 2008
At 8:10 pm Adam Smith said:
While the term Furries is not uncommon,the more correct term would be Plushophile or Plushie for short.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plushophilia
Other common names include Plushophiles, Zootaphiles, Toonophiles, Furries, Texturephiles.
Their funny,but not as funny as Balloon Fetishists,or Baloonatics.These people get sexual pleasure from the anticipation of a balloon exploding,while it is being caressed by a woman,with so many tatoos and peircings even Marilyn Manson would be turned off.
The unknown woman in the picture is quite clearly Julie Benz,shown here,http://imdb.com/media/rm962696704/nm0004748,
who has had major roles in both “Angel” and “Dexter”.
Two of my favourite television shows,which are both critically acclaimed.
Seeing her,having the granny smashed out of her by the Easter Bunny has kind of put me off both of these shows,along with her.
What the fuck was she thinking?
March 23, 2008
At 9:01 pm Zip said:
Demon Kitty…it’s a figure of speech…that being “Tear that ass up!!!” One could mean it literally, or figuratively…now, how I mean it…well, let’s just say, I’m not telling…but it could just be a simple reference to rough sex…or something even more tabu–but as I said, I’m not telling…still, my carrot is growing at the mere thought of it!!!
You’ll just have to use your imagination and guess what I, and most other men, are all really thinking…but I assure you…you will find-out first hand one day…and you’ll be loving every moment of it, when you do!!!
March 23, 2008
At 10:49 pm Zip said:
PS-And this is from a more cerebral side of this discussion. Men, or at least this man, want to be as close to their female partner as possible…to the center of her very being–and the closest way…for a man is through sex. Penetration for the male through the female orifice(s)…allows the male to truly become one with his mate–as if they are one body…one soul, one spirit, and one mind. I lock at it as a merger of two spirits…and view it as the male’s attempt to reach as deep into his mates soul as possible.
Now..the issue of his, tearing it up…I just think that if sex isn’t wild, very physical at times, and erotic…if not downright dirty…to the outside onlooker–if he/she was allowed to be a fly on the wall, well…you are doing something wrong. That’s why men and women cheat. If you partner won’t get freaky with you…and out and out obscene at times, someone else will!!!
People like fantasy??? Did you know according to stats…the number one fantasy of females is the rape fantasy??? And for males…it would be dominating a female or being dominated…and of course, threesomes. Now, when it comes to rape fantasies or domination/submission…often one in the same, it’s not implying that a person really wants to be harmed or raped…as that would not be true. However…people do like the danger of exploring these fantasies. Feeling unsafe…but trusting that their partner won’t really harm or hurt them. It’s the same feeling you get cheating death on a roller coaster. You feel the sense of danger, but you know it’s a controlled circumstance and that you are safe. Your free will remains intact…and unviolated. well, men…and even many women…love to give their partners that kind of excitement and faux sense of danger and aggression in bed!!! Again…if you won’t play with your lover…someone else will!!!
So the next time your man is tearing you orifices up…allow him the fantasy as long as you know that he really loves you, respects you…and isn’t really trying to hurt or harm you.
Now, I can’t speak for every male, nor will I try–fuck them!!! I don’t like most of those bastards anyway…nor do I trust them…and I’m a guy saying that. But if you find a special guy, well, the good ones can be just as loving as the best woman…you ladies just have to know how to recognize and cultivate them when you cross paths!!! We are usually nerds BTW!!! We’re the freakiest…and besides…most nerds rule the world…ask Bill Gates…Spielberg…George Lucas, Dick Cheney and soon to be me!!!
March 23, 2008
At 11:02 pm Zip said:
Apologies for the typos!
March 23, 2008
At 11:03 pm Demon kitty said:
LOL Zip. Thanks for answering. Er … um… I am a dyke, if I were straight, I probably would not have asked. Who knows? I am a very visual person. The thing that comes to mind is hamburger meat/pulverized ass. Freshly grounded ass with blood dripping at the butcher’s shop. Freshly grounded ass marinating in load. Maybe it could be prepared with carrots? Pulverized ass tar tar or whatever the hell that’s called.
If I had a thing for butch womyn, maybe I might get my ass torn up and love every minute of it. Oh well …..
And this brings back the memory of studying at the University of Southern Mississippi, when some redneck was telling me what he thought of giving a woman oral sex: “if it’s cleeeun Ah’ll tar i uhp.”
March 23, 2008
At 11:14 pm Demon kitty said:
Uh, thanks Zip, lol! I have not laughed this hard in over a month. Thanks for the extra paragraph. I mean it, really, I do. The only thing I’ve got a problem with is the image of Dick Cheney tearing up someone’s ass.
March 23, 2008
At 1:06 am Dr. L said:
Dick Cheney has not torn anything up for awhile: he’s too sick and too alcoholic. No sex happenin’ there.
Trust me; (wait for it) I’m a doctor.
March 24, 2008
At 1:09 am Dr. L said:
DK- So you’re a dykes, dyke. All top, no bottom.
Cool.
March 24, 2008
At 11:08 am Zip said:
Hey, even dick can get ahold of Viagra!!! One more thing, I have heard more than once, BTW, about college girls and dikes switching teams over to men…the right man of course, so you never know…you may just get your lovely ass torn up yet!!! I don’t know how old you are, but according to doctors and scientist most young people who may think they are certain about their sexuality…may not be really sure until they are up to 21 to evn 25 years old, especially college kids who often experiment or get involved with someone of the same gender out of convenience, loneliness, familiarity, or friendship.
But if you do switch teams to a guy, just make sure he’s the right guy…as opposed to say…Dick Cheney in a Bunny outfit!!!
PS-You all may recall the Washington Madam story that hit the press about 3 or 4 years ago??? Well, her list of clients was rumored to have included Dick Cheney. Even the Madam says that she believes that one of the phone numbers on her list was that on Cheney…and several press organizations have suspected it but can’t get enough of a confirmation, like a prostitute willing to go on the record and confirm it. However, the Madam does say that the phone number belonging to the particular client…was frequently used to book dates with female escorts. My point??? Dick never fails to get it up…and tear that ass up!!! That would be a great slogan for the creators of Viagra who guarantee it…will not in those words!!! Viva Viagra!!!
March 24, 2008
At 11:26 am Zip said:
Amended For Typos:
Note To Self: Remember to never get too distracted thinking about tearing that ass up…whilst you are trying to correctly spell…while writing about it!
Hey, even dick can get ahold of Viagra!!! One more thing, I have heard more than once, BTW, about college girls and dikes switching teams over to men…the right man of course, so you never know…you may just get your lovely ass torn up yet!!! I don’t know how old you are, but according to doctors and scientist most young people who may think they are certain about their sexuality…may not be really sure until they are up to 21 to even 25 years old, especially college kids who often experiment or get involved with someone of the same gender out of convenience, loneliness, familiarity, or friendship.
But if you do switch teams to a guy, just make sure he’s the right guy…as opposed to say…Dick Cheney in a Bunny outfit!!!
PS-You may all recall the Washington Madam story that hit the press about 3 or 4 years ago??? Well, her list of clients was rumored to have included Dick Cheney. Even the Madam says that she believes that one of the phone numbers on her list was that of Dick Cheney himself…and furthermore, several press organizations have suspected it, but can’t get enough of a confirmation, like a prostitute willing to go on the record and confirm it. However, the Madam does say that the phone number belonging to the suspect client…was frequently used to book dates with female escorts. My point??? Dick never fails to get it up…and tear that ass up!!! That would be a great slogan for the creators of Viagra who guarantee it…well, not in those particular words…but the sentiment is the same!!! Viva Viagra!!!
PS 2-Here’s even more proof that nerds rule the world: They invented Viagra, no less!!!
March 24, 2008
At 5:59 pm Jenn F. said:
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed as hard as I did reading Zip telling Demon Kitty that she just might enjoy having her ass torn up. This, of course, is because I was already aware that she’s a dyke. But when I thought it couldn’t get any better than that, along came DK’s response describing freshly grounded ass marinading in load. Holy shit that’s about as classic DK as it gets ~ you CRACK ME UP Demon Kitty! Oh and Zip… are you buddies with Scott par chance? You guys seem to be terribly horny all of the time. Simply an observation, not a judgement call.
March 24, 2008
At 7:12 pm Zip said:
I was just telling the truth–that dyke business won’t last very long with a hard penis around!!!
Ladies…”Penis” is not the enemy…it is your friend…just as long as it is attached to the right person!!!
So the next time you meet a Penis with a hard but penetrating conversation to engaging you in…please…cum…to the conversation with an open mind, and a open orifice, or two, or three–the number doesn’t matter–although we could negotiate–my point is this, in the end, and I do mean end…all that matters is…that your Demon Kitty…will soon become an Angel Kitty after you’ve let the Penis inside the inner reaches of your sacred secret garden!!! And Peace came to the Earth…flowers bloomed, all wars stopped and all was right!!! It’s either that, or…somebody just got their ass torn-up…but that is almost as good when you think about it!!!
March 24, 2008
At 7:41 pm Dr. L said:
Uh, Zip?
Politely, I don’t think you even realize how, um, juvenile your argument is: “Ladies, you just haven’t had the right dick!”
Actually, no. We have had, some nice dicks, and the point is, THEY’RE DICKS.
And don’t mistake our affection for penetration as liking dicks.
So come on down off your self important, 7th heaven, grandiose, idea of being the one true dick.
Because in the end, you will only be, a dick.
P.S. My orgasms outnumber yours (on Viagra) 4 to 1.
Sincerely, Dr. L.
P.S. And I think that Washington Madam was at least four hospitalizations and 5-6 years ago for Cheny.
March 24, 2008
At 7:42 pm Dr. L said:
Who knew a Furrie dressed like the Easter bunny could spark such lively conversation?
March 24, 2008
At 8:11 pm Demon kitty said:
To Zip,
I had the inner reaches of my sacred garden rammed really well during my early to mid 20’s and there is still a war going on.
To Dr. L:
No .. I am not a “dyke” dyke. I am not stone butch or anything like that. I have long hair and lots of pink in my wardrobe. I guess I am femme/girlie to androgynous depending on what I am wearing that day. I like being on top and bottom. I am versatile. Is there anything you would else you would like to know? I am going my assumption that you are a woman ….. purrrr…..
March 24, 2008
At 10:15 pm Zip said:
No…no!!! You’ve got me all wrong…it’s not the dick that is important…it’s is the person that it is attached to. Now…falling in love is falling in love…and if you meet a great person and they turn you on…and it happens to be a woman…I can relate–I think women are beautiful and have no interest in men…who are nasty, sweaty and slimmy and certainly not elegant. Even me..I’m nasty, sweaty…you get where I’m going!!! Ha ha!!!
But as my brother says “I’m a lesbian!!!” So I just want all of you ladies to know…I may have a penis…but I am a lesbian…so just think of me as having a bigger than average clitoris!!! But it’s all for the lady I just met 3 months ago. Hi P!!!
March 24, 2008
At 10:30 pm Zip said:
Hell Kitty…are you saying that you are a Lipstick Lesbian??? If so, that’s hot!!! You know…you and Dr. L would make a nice couple.
BTW…I am sorry about that certain someone hurting you..it should have been more loving than that, a lot more: I assume that is what you meant by war…or are you saying that you like it, and thus are tempted by penis and pussy…hence, you’re in a war of split loyalties???
Whatever the case…I am glad that you are happy!!! You and Dr. L rock!!!
March 24, 2008
At 11:10 pm Demon kitty said:
Dr. L, you are making my heart race.
March 24, 2008
At 12:00 am Dr. L said:
Mmmm-Hmmm. To everyone’s comments.
Now, sweet dreams.
March 25, 2008
At 6:39 pm Jenn F. said:
Zip, personally I’m naturally inclined towards the hetero side of things, but have many close friends (male and female) who were born on the homo side of the fence. If you believe that a man can be considered a lesbian with an oversized clitoris, you’re sorely, painfully, brutally mistaken. Oh… and all of those pornos you’ve seen with “lesbian” action? Most of them aren’t actually lesbians. You can tell by the fingernails. Some guys think that a hard dick is the only thing missing from a lesbian scene, when in fact the presence of a man with his hard penis, excessive hairiness, and lack of breasts would be the one thing to fully douse that sexual flame. And just because two different women happen to be lesbians doesn’t necessarily make them perfect partners. Cause see, they’re just like us. People with distinct personalities and characters who don’t actually spend 100% of their time having sex. But as Dr. L. so gently suggested, lets put this thing to rest and move on before anyone starts to actually get offended.
March 25, 2008
At 9:02 pm Zip said:
I don’t think Dr. L was suggesting that at all Jenn F. And clearly she and Demon Kitty have wonder chemistry. That is a beautiful thing. This world is largely an ugly place…so when two nice human beings find each other and there is a romantic connection…straight, gay…etc., that is lovely.
We need more of that in the world because we could really know Heaven on Earth.
As far as my lesbian comments…concerning me as a male, well its is simply that I relate to many female issues and sympathize with them. For instance, I don’t call women bitches…I call men bitches. I love the pro-female, pro-human stances of shows like Xena and Buffy…shows which are also pro-lesbian and pro-gay. I myself even wrote an unproduced script pre-dating the Buffy lesbian theme featuring Will and Tara-a script which strangely mirrors Buffy’s own lesbian relationship in the new Season 8 Comic Book version of Buffy.
Jenn…I think you misunderstand me. I like to have open discussions about everything so there are no pink flying elephants in the room, ever. Trust me…it is good for everyone so we can exchange ideas…debate views and most importantly learn from one another’s experiences.
Some people are dedicated homosexuals, heterosexuals, Bi-sexuals, or A sexuals, others are not…and there is nothing wrong with any of these choices…however, I was discussing the latter–meaning the uncommited…those who are experimenting or travel into each of the various sexual classes of indentification. Their experience is just as valid as the commited straight person…or the commited lesbian or gay. And sometimes, as you know…straights go gay…and gays go straight…or Bi-Sexuals pick one group or the other.
Sometimes the answer isn’t whether you have a vagina, clitoris, breasts or, a six pack, a penis, or whatever…sometimes it comes down to your heart and the soul within you…that makes another human being fall in love with you. And how could true love…whatever form that it comes to you in…just as long at it is between two or more consenting adults…be offensive if no one is getting hurt or attempting to hurt another person??? That is the point of my argument. I respect other’s right to be, and to life and love…but you never know…who might move you to love them…even a girl who is a lesbian, falling in love with a guy–who happens to love her back!!!
March 25, 2008
At 9:06 pm Zip said:
And that is Willow…not Will!!! i love me some Buffy!!!
March 25, 2008