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Mai tais, Fruit Craze Chapstick and lots of undeserved ’90s poontang
Posted by Candy1 ♦ March 20, 2008
Posted by Candy1 ♦ March 20, 2008
Posted by Candy1 ♦ March 20, 2008
Brittany Murphy Transforms Herself Into A Guppy
Brittany Murphy, aka Guppy Girl, has fallen into the unfortunate trap of excessive lip injection and has now become one of Hollywood’s fastest growing invasive species. Sightings of Guppy Girls used to be rare, but these days, one can spot … Continued…
At 5:19 am DoodleWhore.com said:
I think Pauly looks kind of doable in this photo. I’m worried.
March 20, 2008
At 7:06 am Elspeth said:
Don’t forget the cheez wizz!
March 20, 2008
At 7:12 am lynnster said:
“Looooookit meee! I’m an adult! Crazy, huh? I wear SUITS now, buhhhhdddddeeeeeeee!”
March 20, 2008
At 7:52 am Jenn F. said:
I bet most of us wish these site advertisers would go to getarealfuckingjob.com and stay there.
March 20, 2008
At 9:41 am dv8trix said:
What Jenn F. said!
March 20, 2008
At 10:32 am Demon kitty said:
Rancid, old, cigarette and bong smoke.
March 20, 2008
At 1:22 pm CPTWilly said:
Demon Kitty hit the nail on the head. If Pauly Shores breath does not smell like pot, then the smell of pot has changed.
March 20, 2008
At 1:32 pm Demon kitty said:
LOL. CPT! You know the old, rancid smell of old ass bong smoke, nasty ass old fonk of bong smoke? His breath. Ugh! Blech! Barf! Now that we are on scents, please forgive me for doing this - his “man” scent must be so vile.
I cannot imagine that anyone who looks like him would have a nice “natural” smell. I have made myself sick. Such a thing that would go through my lesbian head.
March 20, 2008
At 1:39 pm CPTWilly said:
Kitty, Your too funny.
March 20, 2008
At 3:33 pm Mrs. Lobster said:
I would have guessed pot and cherry slurpee. I was sorta close.
March 20, 2008
At 4:05 pm Bee Hind said:
Thank you jenn F!
Get up on it like a big dog Wiselady.
I think his breath smells like appletinis and Hot Pockets.
March 20, 2008
At 8:35 pm CPTWilly said:
Definitely Hot Pockets, but probably ham & cheese rather than a pizza variant.
Pot + Hot Pockets = Pot Pockets
March 20, 2008
At 8:55 pm Jenn F. said:
Pot Pockets. Ha! Me likey.
March 20, 2008
At 3:18 am Jeff said:
And not necessarily in that order.
March 21, 2008