Filed under: Paris Hilton Art, Sketchbook Chronicles
US Weekly recently published the results of a poll asking readers if they’d want to be Paris Hilton’s friend and sadly, 93% said no. I felt prompted to do a quick sketch of the poll with the intent of later turning it into a huge grotesque painting.
What I’d really like to know is if anyone is planning on wearing Paris’ new clothing line featuring her name and image prominently displayed across flimsy t-shirts and cheapo handbags. Do tell. Medium: Gouache in sketchbook.
Posted by 14 ♦ March 19, 2008
At 12:15 pm marie said:
ohh paris. your legitimate work is horrible. Most people would have to work at mcdonalds if they didn’t have talent, but somehow you don’t have to.
I don’t even think a single store in pittsburgh would carry her crap so I don’t even have to look at other people wearing it.
March 19, 2008
At 12:17 pm a rigg said:
i’ll keep shopping at walmart thankx
March 19, 2008
At 1:11 pm Rebecca said:
One day the proboscis monkey will have to eviscerate itself in public and graze on its own entrails to attract modest publicity. May the countdown to that day begin
March 19, 2008
At 1:11 pm Dr. L said:
That purse is a lttle over the edge in tackiness. Her feet look the same size or even larger than her BF’s. And what a pair they look. EEEWWW.
14, right on with the look, the caption, and the art. One day I will buy your art.
March 19, 2008
At 1:56 pm librarian kathleen said:
You got it absolutely right, 14. Great work.
Her fashion line will probably be purchased, in its unsold entirety, by one of those chains that specialize in deeply discounted “new” stuff.
Then everyone can wear it for Halloween!
March 19, 2008
At 2:03 pm Buzzkut said:
Barbie wouldn’t model this crap.. or become her friend either.
March 19, 2008
At 3:03 pm Bee Hind said:
That bag is ugly,
WalMart ugly,
and I don’t want to be her friend either.
March 19, 2008
At 3:54 pm Faylinn said:
I only saw girls who go clubbing wear those kinds of hideous clothes. And about anyone being her friend? Bitch is delusional.
March 19, 2008
At 4:31 pm Juliette said:
I wouldn’t buy a dime from her for a nickel. Why would anyone want to be her friend? She has demonstrated that she is not the most loyal or ethical person so who could trust her?
She is so pathetic. PARIS, wake up!! You have zero talent, zero appeal.The very fact that you have to stoop so low as to have a reality show to look for a friend is telling. The only good person in that family it seems is Nicky. She has a legit business going for herself at least.
March 19, 2008
At 4:44 pm Genevieve said:
Her feet of course are monstrous, but does she not also have something freaky going on with her shoulders?? Gross. I mean, really gross.
March 19, 2008
At 4:44 pm Elizebeth said:
I would rather wear my old hypercolor sweatshirt (if I still had it) then wear any crap she “designs”.
March 19, 2008
At 5:37 pm Eize said:
That’s the ugliest bag EVER.
March 19, 2008
At 6:16 pm Jujupiter said:
You mean 7% said yes?!
March 19, 2008
At 8:55 pm Selenite said:
It’s really amazing that someone could garner so much fame from being so universally hated. We like to hear about her so that we can point and laugh at her stupidity and pointless existence.
March 19, 2008
At 5:24 am DoodleWhore.com said:
Her nose is very “Witchiepoo” from Pufnstuf. Nice touch!
March 20, 2008
At 6:06 am Rich said:
I would rather be her dog (than friend) so I can shit in her shoes.
March 20, 2008
At 11:36 am Demon kitty said:
I don’t know about that Rich. Animal control has been after Paris. Rumor has it that she has left her dogs in her closet, so they don’t shit all over the house and then forgotten about them. The hired help has found more than one dead dog in her closet. May she rot in hell.
March 20, 2008
At 8:36 pm CPTWilly said:
I wouldn’t even want to be her neighbor.
Mr. ROGERS wouldn’t even want to be her neighbor.
March 20, 2008
At 11:33 am Thomas said:
paris’ feet
http://www.onlineweblibrary.com/blog/?p=408
March 21, 2008