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Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortez have joined forces with Nightmare on Elm Street’s Robert Englund in a new movie project called Zombie Strippers. As you can imagine, Jenna plays a lusty blood-thirsty stripper with a taste for human flesh. Hmmm, not much an acting stretch - it’s not the first time we’ve seen that duck bill of hers gnawing on flesh and bone.

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Posted by 14 ♦ March 19, 2008

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5 Responses to “Jenna Jameson to Star as Zombie Stripper”

  1. librarian kathleen

    Jenna as a Zombie? How unusual!

  2. They wont need to apply much makeup to her. I wish she would gain some weight, seriously. I’m so tired of reading about how she is healthy……bull. She used to be so hot and now she is just scary.

  3. Mesic

    But we all know that Robert Englund makes it ENTIRELY worth it to see this movie (and marked down to $2.99 at your local video dump)! Much anticipated by the Mesic, since it features two of my favourite genres: Zombies, and strippers!
    Jenna actually isn’t a terrible actress, when she forgoes the Botox long enough to express emotion. But… Tito? We’re lucky if we get beyond “Submission! Take him to the floor! … I mean ‘urrgh’?”

  4. That is fucking hilarious 14! I am sick of seeing Jenna Jameson.

  5. Awesome blog, I’ve been a reader of your blog for a while now, probably one of the best I have come across, very informative..

    Keep up the great work,

    Josh.

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