Filed under: Movie, Book & Magazine Parodies
Ryan Seacrest as accurately described by Michael K over at Dlisted.
Ryan Seacrest photoshopped to the point of not even looking like Ryan Seacrest.
Ryan Seacrest in candid photo without the aid of photoshop, but with plenty of heavy foundation and mascara.
Posted by 14 ♦ March 17, 2008







At 4:33 pm Faylinn said:
Whoever photoshopped this HATES Ryan. His left eye is bigger than his right. And it looks like they photoshopped together two halves of a face.
March 17, 2008
At 4:46 pm kathleen said:
it looks to me like the photoshopped pic is a fusion of ryan and mathew mcconaughey!
March 17, 2008
At 5:44 pm Mateo said:
I like Ryan Seacrest. He’s self-deprecating, funny, and cute. Just an opinion. I know people like to mock him, but I’m not sure why. He works hard and does a good job. Where’s the controversy?
March 17, 2008
At 5:56 pm javelin said:
ahahahaha he really does look like a frog! awesome. and yay, i finally got my internets back.
March 17, 2008
At 6:00 pm bluehawaii said:
A person’s natural face is sooo much sexier. And ryan has a damn sexy face. (perfection reminds me of a human prototype). Give me a NATURAL creation any day…and, baby, you’re in the door.
March 17, 2008
At 6:32 pm 14 said:
Blue Hawaii, I agree!! I want to see Ryan in his full natural frogness. Character is so compelling and enticing - warts and all is so much more interesting than slick and smooth.
March 17, 2008
At 6:34 pm Mateo said:
BlueHawaii: You really in Hawaii?
March 17, 2008
At 6:44 pm Demon kitty said:
The Ryan at the bottom is the gay man we all know and love.
March 17, 2008
At 7:17 pm Lynnster said:
Wow. In the Photoshopped version he looks so dour… as though he just received confirmation that Dick Clark is going to stay alive long enough to cohost yet another Rockin’ New Year’s Eve.
I can see it in his eyes, “Why can’t you just DIE already!? Die, old man! DIE!!!!!”
March 17, 2008
At 2:45 am Jenn said:
I knew it! Ryan Seacrest shills for Gieco. The cover proves it. He is the geico gecko
March 18, 2008
At 10:02 am Dr. L said:
I’m confused. These photoshoppers are getting too good!
March 18, 2008
At 4:30 pm bluehawaii said:
Oh Mateo!
i just kinda pulled the name out of thin air. A “Blue Hawaii” is a drink (vodka, blue curacao, coconut, pineapple juice).
i’m a mainlander, but kauai is my home away from home.
March 18, 2008
At 12:37 am everyrose said:
Wow. He is froggish. I love the photoshopped version because it’s so poorly done! One side of his face is different from the other. One eye is bigger, one nostril…etc. Ew.
March 30, 2008