Filed under: Holiday Tributes
Today’s Page Six reports that leprechaun-like David Caruso’s ego has grown as big as the ratings for his hit CBS show, “CSI: Miami.” According to reports on Defamer, Caruso takes his trademark pulling off of his sunglassses very, very seriously and has been known to demand multiple takes until he gets it just right. It’s also been alleged that flame-haired Caruso rewrites the scripts, hacks up loogies (!) on the floor, cusses in front of children and is a big bully who blames everyone but himself for his “bad acting”. But hey, the man can take off a pair of sunglasses like no one else - that’s got to count for something.
Posted by 14 ♦ March 17, 2008
At 12:24 pm ubee0173 said:
he so crazy!!! the only reason anyone watches that show is to laugh at the corny rediculousness that is david caruso- and laugh or take a shot every time he pulls down his sunglasses– i know these toddlers that look like itty bitty david caruso’s, so i taught them to pull thier sunglasses down darmatically- and then go “im a pimp!” its hilarious, i promise
March 17, 2008
At 12:34 pm Aine said:
I snorted my water when I read the above comment. that poor toddler, but god, that sounds funny.
i once counted how many times he took off his sunglasses in a scene. 7 times.
i think thats a little low for him.
March 17, 2008
At 12:34 pm ubee0173 said:
and… o’doyle rules!!!
March 17, 2008
At 1:48 pm jeanne said:
Didn’t he learn his karmic lesson when he dumped NYPD Blue, then didn’t work again for YEARS?!
Some folks just keep on sh*ttin’ where they eat…
March 17, 2008
At 1:49 pm julie said:
I would watch this show if he wasnt on it. I love when Joel McHale makes fun of the whole sunglasses thing. Down here in Texas, a lot of people do that with the sunglasses now. The show should be called CSI Cardboard Redheaded dude.
March 17, 2008
At 2:35 pm Shelly said:
Grissom is the Shizz.
Heratio is a ginge.
Tried to like him… too much effort, no payola.
March 17, 2008
At 6:00 pm javelin said:
ah, this poster is hilarious! even as a leprauchan Caruso has that same arrogant, faux-intelligent smirk on his face– perfect.
March 17, 2008
At 6:48 pm Demon kitty said:
Hacking up spit and snot. Dear fucking god. Sweet motherfucking Jesus. I had to quit watching CSI Miami after I saw him put on his sunglasses for the third time.
March 17, 2008
At 7:08 pm Vixen said:
Disgusting a**clown. No acting talent at all but really big in playing the on set Diva. I like the picture…very fitting!
March 17, 2008
At 7:34 pm Eize said:
He’s the reason why I’m pissed off at the Miami spin-off. Grissom can kick his sunglasses-removing face any day! Then Sinise from New York comes in to kick his ass. Ha Ha!
March 17, 2008
At 2:37 am Shelly said:
And Ginge looks like a total ass on that everglade/glider/boat thing.
Ceiling Fan Captain!!!
AHOY!
P.S. I cried like a two year old when Sarah left.
Episode: hello/goodbye.
I’m tearing up just thinking about it!!
Now Grissom has to have rough sex with Lady Heather..
Sinese moistens my thong as well, but he’s no Grissom.
He owned me in Forest Gump.
March 18, 2008
At 4:50 am Miss Mezza said:
Good call, Jeanne.
… 14, those leprechaun boots are just poifect!
March 18, 2008
At 11:37 am Demon kitty said:
To Shelly:
Yes, Sarah leaving really sucks. She is gay in real life, so I thought she should be having sex with the hot blonde (what’s her name? Louis Lombard?). I always thought that Grissom and Lady Heather should be an item. The should start having an affair.
March 18, 2008
At 12:09 pm Jeane said:
You should also notice (when he doesn’t have his sunglasses) the times he looks down, and then while talking looks up again dramatically.
He does that like twenty times in one scene, it’s hilarious. Look down, one-liner and look up, then look down again so his head is in position for the next raspy-voiced one-liner.
Anyway, David Caruso is bloody brilliant. He is the modern Sherlock Holmes, the pipe replaced by the sunglasses. All detectives should be like that or I simply cannot take them seriously!
March 18, 2008
At 10:25 am jayleigh said:
I’ve noticed that too. He’ll almost never look directly at someone when he’s talking! And if he does, it’s for a split second before he turns his head away. He’ll have his back facing them or his body completely turned or some f-d up way the whole time. I’m sorry, I love all the CSI shows but he drives me nuts!!!
March 21, 2008
At 12:55 pm Glenn Maguire said:
C.S.I. Parody.
I love it when that limp red-headed noodle grabs some big strapping criminal and says, looking sideways into the mid-distance ” Look, here’s what you’re going to do. Get him out of my sight, before I do something I’m going to regret”. Like what , piss your ill-fitting Miami inappropriate black suit. Horiffic acting.
April 17, 2008