Filed under: Bunky
Bunky accompanied Paris Hilton to the press event announcing her new MTV reality show, I Wanna Be Paris’ New Best Friend. Fueled with reckless audacity after guzzling an entire bottle of Grey Goose, Bunky reached out and grabbed Paris’ chest as she posed for the cameras - and she did nothing to stop him.
Since then, Bunky has been jumping off the office walls in excitement, a perma-grin firmly attached to his face. He keeps mumbling about how “love is in the air” while carrying around and gazing at his favorite Paris Hilton photo. I don’t have the heart to tell him Paris Hilton will let anyone cop a feel. Best to let the little monkey have a few days of bliss before breaking the news to him.
Posted by 14 ♦ March 17, 2008
At 10:45 am Demon kitty said:
Holy shit look at the size of her foot! I am laughing so hard. Where have you been 14? What are you doing? You are so quiet!
This picture is hysterical. I am so glad you are making fun of her feet.
March 17, 2008
At 2:40 am Shelly said:
I just noticed the foot too!!!
DAMN! I bet the drag queens who shop at the Goodwill in her neighborhood are happy!
March 18, 2008
At 12:22 pm Bella said:
LOL @ her huge feet and shoe. that cracked me up when scrolled past it.
March 19, 2008
At 10:35 am jayleigh said:
Word on the streets is, before Benji and Paris got together, Benji confessed to Joel how much he was in love with those Big Foot horror movies. Joel knew that if you didn’t mention anything about her feet and focused on the boobs she doesn’t have, she’ll put out within the first hour then if your really rich, she’ll even do the sex tape. Which is probably why they’re STILL together.
March 21, 2008