More Watercooler Chatter

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Victoria Beckham is getting into men’s pants with new clothing line. [China Daily]

Minnie Driver answers the pregnancy question. Nope, not where babies come from, silly. We all know they come from Kevin Federline and Eddie Murphy! [Celebrity Baby Scoop]

Paris Hilton discusses Benji Madden. And, yes, their relationship is just as deep as she is. [POTP]

Review of the Sheryl Crow concert. Hey, she’s had me since “I like a good beer buzz early in the mornin’.” [popbytes]

Chris Rock discusses rape case in taped phone conversation. Just the kind of light humor we need to kick off TGIF! [Celebrity Smack]

Miley Cyrus cried over Jamie Lynn Spears‘ pregnancy announcement. Awwww. Pretty sure my sympathetic reaction was, “Holy sh*t! She’s as fu*ked up as Britney!” [Gabby Babble]

Madonna’s new CD cover for “Hard Candy.” Surprisingly, it doesn’t feature my body. [Celebrity Dirt]

Candy leaves for a European vacation tomorrow, hitting Dublin for St. Patrick’s Day, then making a few extra bucks in Amsterdam’s Red Light District, and then crying in Paris that I can’t afford to buy anything because of the abysmal exchange rate.   I’ll still be posting, but luckily for you, 14 will be posting even more.  I’ll be sure to raise a pint of Guinness in celebration of the great Circus Hour gang!


Posted by Candy ♦ March 14, 2008

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19 Responses to “More Watercooler Chatter”

  1. The conversation with Chris Rock and AP:

    10:30
    Pellicano excuses himself to “scream at my secretary.”

    14:00
    Pellicano (reading from report): “He tried to pull out and ejaculated on her thighs. She immediately got up and went to the bathroom where she cleaned up with a Kleenex. She put the Kleenex in her pocket.”

    14:55
    CR: I’ve been so set up…
    AP: Did you come on her thighs?…
    CR: I had a rubber on. I probably took it off right when I was getting ready to come. I probably came on her ass.

    22:00
    AP: Did you stick it in her? Without a rubber?
    CR: No

    Haaaaaaaaaaaa!!! This sounds like dinner time conversation on any given day in my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. midevil

    Oh, Candy, Dublin! Oh my, have a Guinness for me!

  3. Vern

    Candy,
    Are you going to Europe on your honeymoon perchance? You have so many admirers it wouldn’t be a stretch to think one might have stolen your heart now that George is well, whatever he is.
    And I second Midevil-have a guinness for me to-it is the nector of the gods!

  4. Candy

    Not a honeymoon, Vern, but I am going with my man. And he doesn’t pick fights with Fabio! At least, not yet.

    I will most definitely have a Guinness for you guys. Or two or three.

  5. Zip

    Irish, huh??? Irish eyes are smiling!!!

  6. Zip

    Have a good trip!!!

  7. Vern

    Yeah Candy! Have a Fabioless time! (that may be my worst pun yet)

  8. stell

    Yey, Candy! I’ll toast to you from Valencia!

  9. midevil

    Um, Valencia? How about Detroit suburbs? No? Oh come on…

  10. kathleen

    May the road rise to meet you on your journey…scratch that - may the Guinness rise to meet you.

  11. Have fun!!! You’re one of my favorite bloggers, thanks for the laughs. Please do take all the vacays you wanna. You deserve it. So fierce! :)

  12. Aunt J

    Aunt J thinks Candy will fit right in with the Irish!

  13. Spandex_is_a_privilege

    Im in Dublin for Paddy’s Day too….because i live about 20 mins away from it! A little advice for you, the pubs are closed until after the parade so make sure you get a nice big bottle of vodka to drink in you’re hotel room…and the pub prices are extortionate anyway! Oh and i predict that it’ll piss rain for the entire time you’re here! Still a fucking great country and the people are great craic!!! ENJOY!! :)

  14. This reminds me of the days I used to guzzles gallons of Guiness with Jack Daniels chasers, and I am still here.

  15. midevil

    Irish car bombs! Who’s with me? Demon Kitty?

  16. midevil

    Irish car bomb = Guinness + Bailey’s…

  17. I am with you Midevil, as long as there is a toilet nearby so I can puke my guts out.

  18. midevil

    No problem!

  19. Jenn F.

    Mmmm. Guinness.

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