George Clooney Puts His Woman to Work

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Former Fear Factor contestant, ex-Vegas cocktail waitress and current non-fiancee of George Clooney, Sarah Larson, walked the runway for Ashley Paige at Los Angeles Fashion Week.

I take it George is not a boob man. (I kid, I kid…! I’m not bitter! She’s adorable. *AHEM*)

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Posted by Candy ♦ March 14, 2008

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16 Responses to “George Clooney Puts His Woman to Work”

  1. She looks more like Michael Jackson’s type: Young, lean, boyish body . . .

    Sorry Candy, George is a freak.

  2. Candy

    I suspect you’re right, CptWilly. May be time to move on to my next imaginary relationship.

  3. wickedgood

    Aww, she’s pretty. But I don’t understand why all these girls think orange skin is a good thing. It doesn’t look ‘healthy’… it looks ORANGE (and also, laughably fake).

  4. DeAunn

    We were all thinking it!

  5. Bee Hind

    Wow, one day you’re slinging hootch,
    and the next you’re a runway mannequin.

    Perhaps George is a leg man.

  6. Jen

    No boobs: Check
    No hips: Check
    No waist: Check
    Bones visible: Check

    Yep, just your average runway model. Move along folks, nothing to see here!

    George, if you’re sick of chicks w/out boobs, do call me.

  7. midevil

    The outfit does nothing for me.

  8. deanna

    love that comment jen.. classic.

    oh and george i got Double D’s and i’m just saying this in the event jen can’t cut it. in addition, please be advised my rack is the real deal. thank you.

  9. Jenn F.

    Yeesh ~ the outfit does nothing for her either.

  10. George is no freak. He just likes petite women. Your problem with that is … ????

  11. Mesic

    Jen, you forgot “Bulimia jaw” on your checklist, as in, the walnut-esque, muscular swelling presented in the back of the jaw from repeated stress from forcing it down to force it all up. :3

    Let it all out, Sarah! Rrrrrrexy!

  12. jewed

    Wow,it’s like an adult onesie and bootees.

  13. I’d fuck her, but I would wash the sharpie eyebrows off first.

  14. midevil

    Jenn F., aye, it kinda reminds me of the worn out baby dolls I wore as a kid.

  15. Eize

    Where’s her training bra?

  16. jayleigh

    They don’t make them in her size. From the looks of it, the ones in the Girls section of Kids R Us would be too small and the A’s WITH the padding from Victoria’s Secret may just be too big. I guess she’ll just have to stick with a sports bra.

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