Headline of the Day

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Cleanup in Aisle 8…


Posted by Candy ♦ March 13, 2008

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15 Responses to “Headline of the Day”

  1. Rich

    from Target shopper to just target

  2. martini lover

    an argument for online shopping

  3. Oops, sorry, I guess I shook it too hard . . .

  4. Vern

    Is that how you got the name: “CPT Willy”?

  5. Now now Vern, some secrets can not be divulged in internet blogs. . .

  6. Zip

    Shouldn’t this be a Felony??? This is a form of rape to me…a sexual assualt–not to mention the risk of AIDS and other biological diseases!!! And be certain, this was no accident. With the child present alone, that should have netted this creep a Felony for sexual battery against a child!!! What the hell is up with the law and law makers??? All I can think is there are alot of Eliot Spitzers in high places watering down the law just in case they should ever get caught for their perversions, much like Mr. Spitzer, himself!!! Sickos!!!

    You know a school teacher in Northern California just got busted for hiding a camera in one of the girls’ bathrooms, secretly video taping high school aged students as they used the bathroom. They are charging him with a misdemeaner, not with Felonies??? This makes no sense!!!

  7. Vern

    The more I thought about it (is it good or bad to think about it?) I realize if this were you, CPT, your name would have been: “Free Willy”
    My mistake, sorry!

  8. Cleanup, aisle 13….cleanup, aisle 13.

  9. I agree with Zip, charge the creep with a felony. Can you imagine how disgusted and humiliated you would feel if someone spermed you in a department store?

    Vern, good call. I was actually thinking about the similarity to shaking a soda and watching it explode. My Willy isn’t free to flop around spitting on people–and no one elses should be either.

  10. a new type of precipitation here in Oregon?! we ought to just ’stick’ to drizzle, and lattes on cold, rainy days.

  11. oh yeah, LOL

  12. Jenn F.

    Rich, your comment was classic!

  13. Just imagine when this moob applies for a job and has to explain his arrest record . . .

  14. I cannot imagine what it must be like to get some guy’s wad tossed on you.

    Nevertheless, this will not cause me to shop at Wal-Mart.

  15. I heard that he got out of the military on a dishonorable discharge.

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