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Ladies, it’s time to heed the newest trend in keeping your man - simply park yourself on his toilet and refuse to leave for 2 years. He’ll admire your tenacity and persistence while marveling over the way the smooth skin of your behind begins to grow over the smooth porcelain of his toilet - sexy. If you’re lucky, a sheriff named Mr. Whipple will come to your rescue. Who’s been squeezing the Charmin?
Posted by 14 ♦ March 12, 2008
At 4:53 pm Eize said:
Sounds like the Lady of the Toilet could use that Botox for her butt.
March 12, 2008
At 5:07 pm B. said:
How did she wash or wipe her a**? I’m guessing the boyfriend and the girlfriend have mental issues.
The officer named Mr. Whipple was priceless.
March 12, 2008
At 8:00 pm Jenn F. said:
No shower? No brushing of teeth? She slept on the fucking thing? Either this is complete crap (haha pardon the pun) or the boyfriend had a fulltime job of catering to this thing. And besides… I’m going to assume that if she’s been sitting on the can for two years, she and her “boyfriend” have not, in fact, been having sex. Well, let’s hope.
March 12, 2008
At 9:35 pm CPTWilly said:
I take a long time on the sh*tter, but that’s ridiculous!
March 12, 2008
At 2:43 am jenn said:
I am with Jenn on this one - smells like an urban legend.
March 13, 2008
At 5:49 am BV said:
Um…so where did he take a shit?
March 13, 2008
At 7:10 am trackellalouise said:
This story is so disturbing! I never wanted to know that my skin would grow into something if I sat on it long enough. Foul. I assume that she didn’t bathe for two years? Did she brush her teeth? *shudders*
March 13, 2008
At 7:30 am ubee0173 said:
no!! its true! it was on my local news– as it is sort of close to where i live– and they showed the TRAILOR where it all went down!! it was absolutely priceless, what with mr. whipple and all! her legs had atrophied and her assfat had grown into the toilet– and that it isnt clear whether or not the couple is developementally challenged- cause you cant say batshit retarded on tha news! i thought i would laugh, but it was just disturbing.
March 13, 2008
At 6:36 pm Stefani said:
omigoodness, this is just too disturbing on soooo many levels! I don’t know who to feel sorry for, the gal whose ass grew into the toilet- the dude who was banging that ass prior, the cops who had to rescue that ass from that stinker ( you know it must have been funky up in there)or the docs who had to seperate said body part from that camode! **
March 17, 2008
At 6:36 pm Stefani said:
omigoodness, this is just too disturbing on soooo many levels! I don’t know who to feel sorry for, the gal whose ass grew into the toilet- the dude who was banging that ass prior, the cops who had to rescue that ass from that stinker ( you know it must have been funky up in there)or the docs who had to seperate said body part from that camode! **
March 17, 2008