Filed under: Paris Hilton
LOS ANGELES, Calif. — Previously thought to inhabit the forests of the Northwest — or solely in the imaginative minds of human beings — Bigfoot recently was spotted buying overpriced clothes at a pretentious West Hollywood boutique.
“We knew the creature’s feet would be big, but not that freaky-looking,” said a frightened onlooker. “It also had problems forming multisyllabic words, preferring to communicate in unintelligible giggles and blown kisses. Clearly, English is not its first language,” he added.
Stay tuned for more developments…
Posted by Candy ♦ March 12, 2008
At 12:43 pm kittypoodinky said:
Wow, if you showed me just a picture of that leg and told me to guess the age I would say 75 years old. Good Lord, someone give her a sandwich.
March 12, 2008
At 12:56 pm Faylinn said:
Is she and Nicki competing to see who can be skinniest? Hopefully Paris will win and then die from starvation.
Birds will sing, flowers will blossom…
March 12, 2008
At 1:52 pm martini lover said:
she’s so vein.
March 12, 2008
At 4:57 pm Eize said:
Those veins remind me of the veins on outstretched bat wings for some reason…
March 12, 2008
At 8:25 pm Viper Tetsu said:
Mother Mary giving birth to tadpoles, she’s got Creature-from-the-Black-Lagoon feet. She’s got fucking Creature-from-the-Black-Lagoon feet.
March 12, 2008
At 8:30 pm candy(really)but not THE candy said:
YIKES!! Love the look of the new site!! *KISSES*:P
March 12, 2008
At 8:33 pm candy(really)but not the real candy said:
(My new name for the new site)I’m just that much of a dork I have to post again to tell you…
March 12, 2008
At 9:39 pm CPTWilly said:
That foot is atrocious. What kind of STD causes THAT? Seriously, I heard syphyllis can go to your brain, but what goes to your feet?
March 12, 2008
At 7:12 am trackellalouise said:
Oh, my. I’ve never seen a foot like that. Is that what a lifetime of designer shoes does to one’s feet? No thank you, ma’am…I’ll stick to my tennies.
March 13, 2008
At 12:54 pm Hayleyyy said:
ummm…eww? yeah thats all i have to say. wait. i lied. i wanna say this too: her foot is like a symbl of her…bony and unattractive. :]
March 13, 2008
At 2:20 pm paige said:
ewwww wtf???
if i had feet like that, i would NEVER wear anything accept boots… yuck
March 20, 2008