Filed under: Pop Quizzes
CoCo’s breasts look like this because:
1) Her plastic surgeon also dabbles in pottery;
2) The milk in that CoCo has gone bad;
3) What do you mean? They’re as God intended, just like her ass;
4) The indentations make them easier to hold onto in case of drowning emergency;
5) I don’t know, but I’m suddenly hungry for monster-sized potatoes;
6) None of the above. They look like that because __________.
CoCo signing autographs of her Playboy pictorial in NYC:
Posted by Candy ♦ March 11, 2008
At 10:59 pm Eize said:
They’re not just any flotation devices–they’re going to replace the Goodyear blimp!
March 11, 2008
At 11:24 pm Demon Kitty said:
She got them done at that Raku pottery place.
March 11, 2008
At 3:41 am Zip said:
All I know is, she keeps her man happy…and he keeps her happy…and that is a beautiful thing to witness!!!
March 12, 2008
At 4:19 am Vern said:
Walmart had a sale on bean bag chairs!
March 12, 2008
At 4:46 am bekochan said:
Those aren’t actually her breasts, those are the pates of two of the blue man group, some of their make-up was removed….
March 12, 2008
At 5:01 am midevil said:
I’d ask for my money back. That’s totally unacceptable.
March 12, 2008
At 5:36 am Jane said:
#1
March 12, 2008
At 5:36 am Rich said:
she need that device thats sold on vt that pops out dents on cars
March 12, 2008
At 5:37 am Rich said:
ot TV even
March 12, 2008
At 7:08 am lils said:
She’s breastfeeding JLo’s twins.
March 12, 2008
At 7:29 am Puppet said:
Iiichihuahua(!), those things look painful.
STOP MUTILATING YOURSELVES LADIES!
March 12, 2008
At 7:43 am Shelly said:
Yeah, Puppet, if you look close you can see her real breasts being suffocated by the plastic ones!!
Yikes!!
March 12, 2008
At 8:10 am dp said:
They’re transplants from Pam Anderson.
March 12, 2008
At 10:05 am CPTWilly said:
#6, she is auditioning for a job as a Jolly Jump.
March 12, 2008
At 10:52 am Bee Hind said:
They were the first set of ass implants the surgeon showed her.
They were too small for her backside, so she had him put them up front.
March 12, 2008
At 12:46 pm kittypoodinky said:
…she is trying to look “ethnic”.
March 12, 2008
At 2:55 pm librarian kathleen said:
They’re made of Play-Doh?
March 12, 2008
At 5:38 pm Wordfiend said:
… #6, because, clearly, she feels that quantity is more important than quality.
March 12, 2008
At 6:34 pm Adam Smith said:
The worst case of an allergic reaction I have ever seen.
She certainly won’t smear peanut butter on her tits ever again.
March 12, 2008
At 6:40 pm deanna said:
no-duh because they’re natural(roll eyes)
March 12, 2008
At 7:12 pm z said:
Ever noticed when u order food and they run out of an ingredient at the restaurant, and they try to fool you by using another extra-ingredient?
well, they ran outta brains, so she added extra-boobs to her order!
March 12, 2008