Filed under: George Clooney, R.I.P.
2003 - 2007
My Love Affair with George Clooney, which blossomed for years away from the prying eyes of the public, in the far more private regions of my imagination, has passed away in the greedy, reportedly diamond-wearing hands of his rumored FIANCEE, Sarah Larson — a lovely, truly lovely, woman who has an affinity for draping herself in Monet prints and eats scorpions for cash on TV. Couldn’t be happier for them.
Our Love Affair is survived by my fabricated memories of the times we shared, many restraining orders and the first tension wrench I ever used to lovingly pick his lock.
Posted by Candy ♦ March 10, 2008
At 9:53 am BV said:
She did win, you gotta give her that. Go go dancer, indeed!
March 10, 2008
At 9:56 am Suzanne said:
He’s a jerk Candy. You are better off without him.
March 10, 2008
At 10:13 am Dr. L said:
She couldn’t be more bimbo-ish with that airbrushed tan. And she’s barkin’ugly compared to you, Candy.
I give it 6 weeks.
Yours,
Dr. L.
March 10, 2008
At 10:24 am Faylinn said:
Reality TV/cocktail waitress and an actor getting married? How could that NOT work out?
March 10, 2008
At 10:28 am Candy said:
See, this is why I love you guys. Next round of Limoncellos on me!
March 10, 2008
At 10:38 am Bee Hind said:
His loss Candy,
you deserve better.
And besides you are way prettier than her!
March 10, 2008
At 10:41 am alex said:
you and george belong together, candy
after all, your resemblence is uncanny!!!
March 10, 2008
At 10:56 am Jenn said:
I swear to god she is wearing the bed spread my grandma had.
You are way prettier Candy. George’s loss.
March 10, 2008
At 11:11 am Puppet said:
Shame on these two for flaunting this affair in public. Like you wouldn’t see the coverage Candy? Fast car to hell I tell ya.
Keep your head up Candy!
March 10, 2008
At 12:31 pm Karo said:
it’s not true. his publicist issued a statement. love resurrected?
March 10, 2008
At 1:23 pm kathleen said:
i would’ve thought his “scuffle” with fabio would be enough to turn you away from him. now he flaunts this bimbo in your face. good day, sir. i said good day, sir!
March 10, 2008
At 1:35 pm Candy said:
The Fabio incident was definitely a low point in our relationship, but who hasn’t nearly come to blows with a cheesy romance novel cover model after a few too many vodka tonics?
Thanks, Karo, for restoring my faith in true love and the power of lock-picking. Another round of Limoncellos on the house!
March 10, 2008
At 2:50 pm librarian kathleen said:
Ah Candy, I grieve with thee. What will probably happen, he’ll marry this broad, then discover he loved you all along and cheat on his wife with you…wait a minute, isn’t that the plot of an episode of Sex and the City?
Oh, damn, when will these men ever learn?
March 10, 2008
At 4:00 pm CPTWilly said:
Candy, I think you should steal him away from her and then dump him for being a jack-ss.
March 10, 2008
At 4:30 pm midevil said:
Shut the door, lock it, and throw away the key. Done. It’s over–unless he wants a one night stand, Candy, then maybe think of him–but otherwise, he’s history. His pic isn’t even worth using to hold darts.
March 10, 2008
At 6:14 pm Jane said:
Candy, you are both smart AND pretty.
George wouldn’t know what to do with you. Methinks he likes his women a bit on the dim side, easier for him to relate to perhaps.
March 10, 2008
At 7:46 pm bluehawaii said:
“There’s more fish in the sea.” is the best CLICHE’ advice i ever got. So, i pass it on to you, dear Candy!
(I lured the most gorgeous, German investment banker while longing for an idiot named John.)
YOu will be triumphant!
March 10, 2008
At 8:15 pm Demon Kitty said:
i had a dream he died. candy you and i are on the same whatever.
March 10, 2008
At 1:47 am Eize said:
He’s not engaged, Candy!!!
http://www.eonline.com/news/article/index.jsp?uuid=07dbfdde-7e08-42ae-8559-0875056f8fa0
But, he’s not available. Sorry.
Have a Clooney plushie.
March 11, 2008