Filed under: Convos of the Rich & Famous, Madonna
MADONNA: He’s doing it again, isn’t he?
JUSTIN: Actually, I think he’s making fun of me.
MADONNA: Oh, please –
JUSTIN: He told me I look like I should be serving drinks!
MADONNA: And mopping them up with the Brillo pad on your head.
JUSTIN: Excuse you?
MADONNA: Did I say that out loud? Just kidding. I think it’s… cute… you’re growing out your hair again…
JUSTIN: And I was just being nice. He’s totally vogueing.
MADONNA: Bollocks! I knew it! That smartass little f*cker.
JUSTIN: I was 12 when that song came out.
MADONNA: You can shut up now.
JUSTIN: (GLANCES BACK) Um, Madonna…?
MADONNA: That’s the opposite of shutting up.
JUSTIN: He’s not moving. Like, at all.
MADONNA: Oh. (SHRUGS*) That’s what he gets for mocking me on MY night. The cleaning crew will get him later. Wanna hit the after-party?
JUSTIN: Yeah, baby. Me and Madonna are bringing SexyBack!
MADONNA: Don’t ever bloody say that again.
JUSTIN: Sorry.
More from Madonna’s Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony:
Posted by Candy2 ♦ March 10, 2008
At 11:48 pm Demon Kitty said:
Iggy Pop is aging better than Madonna. I don’t know about anyone else, but I am fucking tired of seeing Justin Timberlake’s over exposed ass.
March 10, 2008
At 12:16 am Dr. L said:
Whatup with the airbrushed tan, Iggy? Just sayin’ not so punk rock of you.
March 11, 2008
At 12:23 am Eize said:
Justin still needs to grow out of his weenie voice.
March 11, 2008
At 1:03 am Demon Kitty said:
I am so glad I am not the only one keeping bizarre hours.
March 11, 2008
At 2:23 am Miss Mezza said:
Thank God for the Igg-meister. He’s the only one in this pic who knows how to have any fun.
March 11, 2008
At 3:48 am Jane said:
Yeah Iggy. Madge and her over-inflated sense of self is PISSED that he looks better than her (even though his turkey-basted skin color is NOT attractive)
and that it didn’t cost him a fortune to look that way. She, on the other hand, is morphing into the cat lady- Wilderstein. Hey Madge, it is the Twenty-first Century, it is time to give up the pop star image, for your beats have suffered for the past twenty years. Hang it up, please!
March 11, 2008
At 3:54 am Bee Hind said:
I love Iggy.
And I have to say that his hair looks a helluva lot better than Madonna’s.
What was she thinking?
March 11, 2008
At 4:03 am Demon Kitty said:
Madonna will never go away. She’s like herpes.
I have seen that bitch’s face every day in the media since I was 15 yrs old.
March 11, 2008
At 4:27 am midevil said:
I can’t believe Iggy agreed to stand there with those two sellouts. Madonna–Timberfake. Gawd.
March 11, 2008
At 6:00 am Puppet said:
You all are bitchy today. Love how Madonna brings that out in people.
March 11, 2008
At 6:02 am Puppet said:
Oh, and love I LOVE the dialogue Candy! Well done.
March 11, 2008
At 7:58 am BV said:
It’s pretty sad that a punk rock pioneer like Iggy Pop isn’t in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame and Madonna is. It’s total crap.
March 11, 2008
At 8:10 am Faylinn said:
Oh, I love you, Iggy. Thank you for making a stuffy photo-op interesting.
BV: that’s why many rock and roll fans don’t care for the Hall of Fame. Captain Beefheart will never be in there. I think the Sex Pistols said it best: “that hall of fame is a piss stain.”
March 11, 2008
At 12:45 pm CPTWilly said:
I “second” Puppet. Great dialogue Candy.
Second, by the way, is not to be confused with first as I am supporting Puppet’s comment, not identifying when I posted-so nobody get midevil, OK?
I know the group here can be sensetive about such things are ya’ll already seem on edge because it’s a Madonna post . . .
March 11, 2008
At 1:10 pm martini lover said:
i bet this dialogue’s more entertaining than the show was.
March 11, 2008
At 1:55 pm librarian kathleen said:
As always, Iggy Pop lends the occasion its proper ambience.
March 11, 2008
At 4:17 pm Spandex_is_a_privilege said:
Madonna scares me…and the picture of her from the 80’s hanging above her head in one of the above photos really shows how much of a freak show she has made of herself because of all the “yoga” aka botox!
March 11, 2008
At 11:41 pm Demon Kitty said:
Billy Joel is a fucking pain in the ass schmuck. That “we didn’t start the fire” bullshit. He should go to fucking prison for that chinese torture.
March 11, 2008
At 8:46 pm Viper Tetsu said:
Jesus, the dialogue’s so funny you almost don’t need a picture.
Then again, that’d mean missing the sublime mugging of Iggy. Bless you, Iggy; gut-yowling court jester amongst this palace of pop fakery. Bless you.
DK, you ain’t the only one who’s fucking sick to goddamn DEATH THRICE OVER of the Material Crone. And memo to Billy Joel: Just because you listen to the fucking Beatles doesn’t make you anywhere near as good, you boomer-pandering, would-be-Tin-Pan-Alley-but-swing-way-closer-to-a-Steubenville-Ohio-Holiday-fucking-Inn HACK.
I wanna line up everyone who’s bought both of these accountants-disguised-as-artists’ records in a long line and smack them all. Hard.
March 12, 2008
At 4:08 am Demon Kitty said:
Dear Viper,
Right now it is 7:57 AM and I am drinking beer and listening to Black Rebel Motorcycle Club. Any group that writes lyrics like “suicide, Jesus what happened to the revolution?” is just fucking brilliant. I agree with Sex Pistols about the fucking Rock and Roll Hall of Fame shit. Fucking Madonna. Fucking goddamn Madonna. I am so glad she is aging so horribly and looking like some hag who played “Medusa” in some horror flick I saw during the 70’s as a child. Fucking Billy Joel is friend with Donald Trump. Go figure!!!! Death to Billy Fucking Joel.
As far as accountants go, that is my most recent field of study. Perhaps Madonna and Billy douche Bag Joel are more appropriate for my chosen profession than moi.
March 13, 2008