Long-Lost Twins

Filed under: Jocelyn Wildenstein, Twins

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LEFT: Jocelyn Wildenstein enjoying lunch and curbing our appetite for years to come

RIGHT: Sensitive man-beast, Vincent, enjoying life in a secret Utopian community of social outcasts and protecting his “beauty,” Catherine

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Posted by Candy ♦ March 8, 2008

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23 Responses to “Long-Lost Twins”

  1. alex

    thats not her husband…her husband died less than a month ago..feb 18.

  2. Candy

    Thanks, Alex.

  3. Vern

    She should be the new exhibit at the San Fran Zoo. SAVE the tigers!

  4. Dr. L

    That’s both gross, and ooky. I am gonna hafta pass on dinner.

  5. None of this would be funny if she were born that way. That she did it too herself in the pursuit of beauty is just too ironic.

  6. Sad, really. I’ve seen burn victims that look better than good ol’ Joss.

  7. Candy

    I couldn’t agree more, Cpt.Willy.

  8. Adam Smith

    She is a work of art.

    Monument in the fundamntal alienation that feeds constant self transformation.

    Number five.

  9. Adam Smith

    New and improved.Without typos:

    She is a work of art.

    Monument in the fundamental alienation that feeds constant self transformation.

    Number five.

    Getting excited by repetition again.

  10. Bosh

    Someone please tell me that this disgusting millionaire pig and her gold-digging man-whore boyfriend gallivanting around the streets isn’t a good argument for the failure of capitalism. I mean I understand the arguments for (and against) the rewards of entrepreneurship, but that hideous troll contributes nothing to society and deserves to be the first up against the wall when the revolution comes.

  11. Adam Smith

    Bosh WROTE:

    “Someone please tell me that this disgusting millionaire pig and her gold-digging man-whore boyfriend gallivanting around the streets isn’t a good argument for the failure of capitalism. I mean I understand the arguments for (and against) the rewards of entrepreneurship, but that hideous troll contributes nothing to society and deserves to be the first up against the wall when the revolution comes.”

    Brilliant.

    Are you attempting to channel the spirit of George Grosz,
    by any chance? If so,just add a few more running dogs, vampires sucking at the jugular of the working man,along with other florid imagery and you’ll be there.

    P.S.There are plenty of good of good arguments against Capitalism,a mentally ill woman living in a bubble of self delusion is probably not the best one.

  12. Bee Hind

    I went to college with George Grosz’s grandson.
    Talk about six degrees of separation!!!

    I’ve always wondered about the doctors who agreed to perform the surgery on her face, but then again I think about the same people who turned Michael Jackson into the freak he is today. In both cases, they had the money to do whatever they wanted. MJ looks like a ghost whose nose is falling off, and Jocelyn looks like Ron Perlman in his make up from Beauty and the Beast. Oh well….

  13. I have only one word: Body Dysmorphic Disorder

    Naomi Campbell says you can’t blame the modeling industry for things like this. La dee da dee da. Did people suffer from such things in Ancient Rome? But then I have to think of Erzebet Bathory supposedly bathing in the blood of young girls back in the middle ages. So I guess it is safe to assume that people did suffer from such things.

    I think we should blame things like this on anything that could possible cause it. Let’s blame it on Hollywood I say! Someone originally told me that Wildenstein did this shit to her face because she wanted to look like a cat.

    The last name “Wildenstein” suits her perfectly. I think of Bavarian castles housing mad men and monsters. I think of Blue Beard. This woman is definitely something out of a gory fairytale.

  14. El Bastardo

    Beauty and the Beast question. Vincents father was normal, so his mother must have been a lioness, right? Simba sex, what a perv.

  15. Miss Mezza

    Um, don’t mean to be pedantic, Demon Kitty, but ‘Body Dysmorphic Disorder’ is actually three words. Or are you chanelling Kath and Kim?

  16. Eize

    Whoa!

    In one of her pictures at awfulplasticsurgery.com, she looks a smidge normal.

    And who’s the guy she’s smooching?

  17. I don’t know why, but this reminds me of the time I wanted Gin and razor blades for my 32nd birthday.

  18. Randi

    This is probably what you look like Candy.

  19. Hey.. Is that a AA battery she’s eatin?

  20. That’s OK Ms Mezza, spelling was never my strong point.

  21. Jane

    Ahhhhhh! ;o

  22. Peta

    I have no comments. All that I can do is shake my head.

  23. She’s a nice woman. I hope everything is ok for her.

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