Filed under: Who Wore It Best
LEFT: Vanessa Williams at an Alzheimer’s Association charity event in Beverly Hills
RIGHT: The table where I sat — and had just enough Sauvignon Blanc to get me to do the “Macarena” — at my cousin Julie’s wedding in Cincinnati, OH
Posted by Candy2 ♦ March 7, 2008
At 4:46 am Jane said:
The table wears it better, so the table.
March 7, 2008
At 5:18 am Mimi said:
What was your cousing theme, butt ugly?
March 7, 2008
At 6:25 am Bee Hind said:
Her outfit could have used an umbrella.
March 7, 2008
At 7:32 am javelin said:
Vanessa needs flowers in her hair and a parasol to compete with the table. Otherwise she should cut that stupid tie off her dress– it looks like a mid-90’s ode to sunday school fashion.
March 7, 2008
At 8:11 am CPTWilly said:
Apparently Vanessa forgot that the dress was so successfully worn by the table. No problem, all the attendees to the alzheimer’s benefit have already forgotten her faux pas as well.
March 7, 2008
At 8:28 am Dr. L said:
Candy gettin’ crazy in Cincinnati…hilarious!
March 7, 2008
At 9:19 am Aunt J said:
The table had no choice so Aunt J to go with the innocent table.
March 7, 2008
At 10:15 am dv8trix said:
I’d pay to see Candy doing drunken Macarena!
March 7, 2008
At 12:32 pm Engelbert said:
Bunky,you are a bigger disgrace to our family than Freidrich.
Your wretched social climbing fills me with disgust and contempt.
Tou are no longer my brother.
March 7, 2008
At 12:35 pm Engelbert said:
Bunky,you are a bigger disgrace to our family than Freidrich.
Your wretched social climbing fills me with disgust and contempt.
You are no longer my brother.
My apologies for the typo.Too many Banana Daquiris.
It’s the despair that causes it.
March 7, 2008
At 4:12 pm librarian kathleen said:
Oh, sorry Candy. Gotta say, Vanessa’s got the shiz. (Although, mostly, she does NOT.)
March 7, 2008
At 8:53 pm Demon Kitty said:
The best place for a big ass bow to be - is under your tits.
I saw this fucking former hustler model on “Shear Genius”. She was a bitch.
By the way, last night I dreamed I had sex with Catherine Zeta Jones in an Italian Villa. I thought everyone would be happier knowing this.
March 7, 2008
At 11:23 am CPTWilly said:
You know, I woke up this morning wondering how bad the day would be. Halfway through the day, I see Demon Kitty’s post and, SHAZAM, my day is brighter. Thanks DK!
March 8, 2008
At 8:25 pm Demon Kitty said:
Thanks CPTWilly! My life is hell right now because of a grueling test I am taking, constant cat fights in my apartment, the ghetto rednecks next door, the old people who play extreme football and video games above me, the Mexicans who are hell bent on burning down the apartment building I live in, not to mention my shrink/neurologist who doesn’t seem to give a shit about mental health and trying to figure out what to do about the stray kitty living on my porch.
On a lighter note - remember when Vanessa got her Ms. America crown taken away for doing some lezzie shit in Hustler Rag? I fucking do!!!!
March 8, 2008