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Think we just found Gina Gershon and Chloë Sevigny’s next made-for-TV movie.
Thanks, Alison!
Posted by Candy ♦ March 7, 2008
Posted by Candy ♦ March 7, 2008
Brittany Murphy Transforms Herself Into A Guppy
Brittany Murphy, aka Guppy Girl, has fallen into the unfortunate trap of excessive lip injection and has now become one of Hollywood’s fastest growing invasive species. Sightings of Guppy Girls used to be rare, but these days, one can spot … Continued…
At 8:41 pm Demon Kitty said:
Fox News can suck my motherfucking dick. Bill O’ Reilly and his bullshit about lesbian gangs raped poor straight girls. He can just go straight to motherfucking hell. That no good peace of shit. Fuck Fox news! Fuck those bastards!!!
March 7, 2008
At 8:43 pm Bunky said:
Bunky watch that movie.
March 7, 2008
At 4:39 am Miss Mezza said:
Yeah, this happened over in Western Australia. Apparently one of the girls got jealous coz the murcer victim, Stacey, was walking around in a bikini. So they had to murder her to prove their love for each other. Or something.
Sad story. Poor kid. Don’t know how she got to stay in the house in the first place. If you hate her guts why not tell her to leave? Why murder someone you’ve only known three days? Where the eff were her so-called parents and why didn’t they come and get her if she said she wanted to go home?
Stacey’s body was not dumped in a wheelbarrow, but rather a ‘wheelie bin’, an upright bin, yes on wheels, approx one metre tall, with a hinged lid. We have ‘em here in Oz. Garbage trucks have forklift-like arms that swing ‘em up to empty them. Ain’t you got ‘em over your way?
March 8, 2008
At 8:10 am Dr. L said:
Bill O’Reilly can suck my dick.
Remember which girl claimed to have a dick, first?
It was Demi Moore, in G.I.Jane.
March 8, 2008
At 8:44 am Jane said:
Yeah, totally what DKitty said! LOL!
March 8, 2008
At 10:30 am Suzanne said:
truth hurts hey Demon Kitty? I feel the same way about CNN and ABC and MSNBC
March 8, 2008
At 10:46 am Shelly said:
So are lesbian gangs more aggressive down under than in the states?
Lesbians scare me.
I feel like they’re looking at me like a steak dinner.
March 8, 2008
At 11:03 am CPTWilly said:
Lesbians getting violent down-under. SHOCKING!
March 8, 2008
At 1:42 pm Dr. L said:
Shelley,
Does that mean you resemble a steak?
Or, that you think you look good to eat?
Dr. L.
March 8, 2008
At 1:43 pm Dr. L said:
Fear of lesbians. Hmmm. Does that translate as, lesbo-phobia?
Lesbophobic? Or just lump it under homophobic?
Dr. L.
March 8, 2008
At 2:00 pm CPTWilly said:
I think it’s just fear of violence “down-under”.
March 8, 2008
At 2:19 pm Dr. L said:
Shelley, where are the lesbian “gangs”? I’ve never heard of any, and I am naturally interested. It’s probably for the younger set. Or do grey-haired lesbian gangs exist, also?
Dr. L.
March 8, 2008
At 3:15 pm Adam Smith said:
Fox News
We Report.
You Decide.
This is perfectly true.
Fox News is a provider of impartial,truthful,accurate reporting of World events to people who have,never read a book;never had an original thought of their own;meekly comply and acquiesce to every ridiculous claim made by anybody in a position of authority;who are quite happy to have an irrational unfounded hatred of all things that can be defined as the other.
People with all the intellectual curiosity of a single celled organsisms,(we’re talking Prokaryotic not even Eukaryotic here).
People who mindlessly chant “U.S.A,U.S.A…”,until their fucking stupid heads explode.I actually feel sorry,for the majority of sane,sensible Americans who have to share a country with these bellowing idiots.By shouting the loudest,they really make the rest of you look bad.
Fox News is the exemplar of the manufactured consent,that is the Corporate Media’s most important primary product.
As such,it is the best unintentional satire ever.
I never miss it.
For instance,why the need to need to emphasize the sexual orientation of the killers in this story.
What is the implication here?
That same sex Pussy eating will eventually lead to homicide?
Where are the statistics to back up this claim?
Alternatively,are we supposed to think:
“Those psychotic killers were such nice girls.What really turned me against them was the gash guzzling that they indulged in,when they were’nt on a killing spree.
I’m really dissapointed.”
Fox News
We Distort
I Deride.
March 8, 2008
At 3:31 pm Dr. L said:
Extremely brilliant and articulate commentary, Mr. Smith.
Thank you.
Same sex pussy eating; Indeed!
March 8, 2008
At 6:37 pm Demon Kitty said:
To Suzanne: At least I only have one news source to piss me off, whereas you have three. In regards to the truth, do you really think lesbians go around raping straight women? You are more likely to get raped by a guy. Sorry.
To Shelly: You have probably come into contact with a lot more lesbians than you think. You mean a guy has never looked you up like a famished dripping jawed hyena eying up piece of fresh roadkill?
To Dr. L: Mmmm, I used to make jokes about “who has the phallus tonight” with a friend of mine.
To CPTWilly:
I think it’s fear of “eating down under”.
And Adam, you know, I am beginning to think that Bill O’Reilly and his cronies are really afraid that “they” will be on the receiving end of these homicidal tendencies after the God Fearing June Cleaver housewife next door gets bored and decides to partake in a bit of gash guzzling at the PTA meeting or her Bridge tournament. I can’t help but think that it goes back to Medieval times or whenever when the Catholic church convinced everyone that woman was the source of evil. I think a lot people are terrified of female sexuality. Dykes are just a small part of it. The Bill O’Reillys of the world don’t want women to figured out new and improved ways of getting off. One of the best ways to oppress people is to cut them off from their body. Hitler did it to the Jews. And now I would start talking about female genital mutilation but I really need to be doing something else.
March 8, 2008
At 8:53 pm bluehawaii said:
Just caught this story and DAMN it could cause a bar brawl….bullets ricocheting.
Gotta say murder and human rights IS two different things. NOt to be confused. Bill O’Reilly, our village idiot, will always try to muddy up the truth.
This story is ironic to me…cause i once made an ALL OUT effort to befriend my lesbian co-workers. Took me WEEKs to get in the club. What i found were kind, gentle, private women…who really care about important issues.
March 8, 2008
At 12:46 am Dr. L said:
Were there any gangs?
Kudos for spelling ricochet correctly.
March 9, 2008
At 1:27 am bluehawaii said:
Nope. No gangs.
More like a (necessary) private support system.
March 9, 2008
At 4:50 am Shelly said:
Actually, I’m a huge fag hag,
My best friend of 20 years is Bi, and even after fucking her,(had to try it in my 20’s) and her telling me I’m the staightest girl she’s ever met, she still hits on me.
Whats you diagnosis Dr.L?
Is it wrong to admit I only love the penis?
If loving penis is wrong, I don’t wanna be right!
I adore the lesbians, just not the pushy ones…
March 9, 2008
At 10:44 am Dr. L said:
Dx: Heterosexual, with at least three psychological overlays.
Sounds like you need to work on your communications skills with your pushy friend.
Dr. L.
March 9, 2008
At 1:44 pm scott said:
Why not just NOT watch Fox News. That’s my solution.
March 9, 2008