Filed under: Babies, Featured, Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Lopez Art
PHOTO EXCLUSIVE: J.Lo & Newborn Twins!
(Oh, and Marc, too. )
Magazine cover by 14
Written by Candy Kirby
Max and Emme are ready for their six-million-dollar close-up: We have your first look at Jennifer Lopez and her bundles of joy.
Remove your shoes, put on a surgical mask, and go inside their home as the 38-year-old star and husband Marc Anthony, 39, talk about parenthood and break out their finest bling for an exclusive family photo album. Plus Lopez opens up about her sleepless nights waiting for the wet nurse to feed the babies, the benefits of using diamond chip-laden baby lotion and why babies named “Max” have become as common in Hollywood as former Disney stars in rehab.
Says Lopez of motherhood: “I couldn’t be more proud. These guys are the first good thing I’ve made since ‘Out of Sight.’”
Be sure to check out the entire article in the new issue of PEOPLE, which we’re rushing onto newsstands as soon as possible to recoup our exorbitant investment, as well as our loss on the Aguilera cover. (We knew we should have let OK! have it.)
Posted by 14 ♦ March 7, 2008
At 1:14 am El Bastardo said:
Leave them alone. It’s expensive to raise kids so every penny counts. Bless ‘em.
*serious note* What if they come out looking like lizards? Do they have to honour the mags contracts?
*another serious note* Yes, i know all babies are beautiful….but!
March 7, 2008
At 1:49 am Mette said:
That’s too funny, ROTFL
March 7, 2008
At 1:56 am Eize said:
I really hope Jenny’s DNA will be stronger than Skeletor’s. :/
March 7, 2008
At 1:57 am Eize said:
Also: diamond chip-laden lotion? That’s really abrasive!
March 7, 2008
At 3:32 am Bee Hind said:
Great illustration 14!
March 7, 2008
At 4:45 am Jane said:
OMG 14, farking fabulous! Little Emme has her momma’s HUGE arse wrapped in a LV diaper and fake eyelashes, and little Max, well, he has his daddy’s horrid looks and penchant for tacking fashion. Love it!
Did you get an actual look at photos of their offspring?
March 7, 2008
At 7:14 am Vern said:
Is the surgical mask to protect US or THEM?
March 7, 2008
At 7:24 am javelin said:
ahaha, love the Louis Vuitton diaper, and the Skeletor resemblence in Max. I bet they use 100 dollar bills as baby wipes.
March 7, 2008
At 7:45 am trackellalouise said:
Awesome. ‘Nuff said!
March 7, 2008
At 8:05 am deanna said:
lmao. that is just too fudging funny. i love the loaded lv diaper. so caught up in the million dollar moment not even the stench or a poopie diaper could stop these two. and emme’s earings, how darling is that? where are the father and son matching hair plugs? well i guess that’s next. GREAT JOB 14!!
March 7, 2008
At 8:43 am Moonlight Dancer said:
This is great! Don’t have anything more to say.
March 7, 2008
At 9:10 am midevil said:
Wow, 14, I see some Giger inspired work in the Mr. J-Lo baby–where’s all the machinery–oh wait, that’s probably the bling.
March 7, 2008
At 9:17 am Aunt J said:
Aunt J thinks Max is a handsome little guy!
March 7, 2008
At 9:17 am Aunt J said:
BTW, “Says Lopez of motherhood: “I couldn’t be more proud. These guys are the first good thing I’ve made since ‘Out of Sight.’” is true and hilarious!
March 7, 2008
At 10:18 am dv8trix said:
You mean this ISN’T the real cover? In a perfect world, it would be!!
March 7, 2008
At 10:42 am Puppet said:
This is better than the real cover will ever be! Excellente’ Circus Hour!
March 7, 2008
At 11:12 am deanna said:
do my eyes deceive me or is that a baby GAP bustier emme is sporting?
March 7, 2008
At 4:10 pm librarian kathleen said:
Pity the poor technicians at the IN VITRO lab, who had to deal with the bodily products of JLo and Skeletor, in a petri dish, and come up with two potentially viable embryos.
March 7, 2008
At 4:12 pm Jenn F. said:
Oh my God. I took one look at baby Max and burst out laughing. 14, you’re definitely going to hell. See you there.
March 7, 2008
At 5:07 pm Knox said:
Whatever Jenn said, mega-dittoes and amen!
March 7, 2008
At 8:50 pm Demon Kitty said:
I don’t know what to say. But, I shall say this : Jennifer Lopez is responsible for putting more waste on this planet than the entire human Race all together. They need to leave David Beckham alone. Since when has this bitch done any charity?
March 7, 2008
At 8:51 pm Demon Kitty said:
To Knox Bronson - is that you in that avatar? If so, you are a handsome muthafucka.
March 7, 2008
At 1:07 am Viper Tetsu said:
The Gargoyle Jr. in Marc Antony’s talons has me peeing myself. Literally, milk-thru-nose, bladder-control-loss funny.
I think most Circus Hour fans can count on reserve seats in H-E-double-hockey-stick, Jenn. But as the Flaming Lips sang a lotta years ago, Hell’s got all the good bands anyway, so I’m down with that.
March 8, 2008