Filed under: Deep Thoughts
“Fine, I’ll take a bite, but I won’t swallow. Just like last night.”
More from the opening of Beso Restaurant in Hollywood:
Posted by Candy ♦ March 7, 2008
Posted by Candy ♦ March 7, 2008
Brittany Murphy Transforms Herself Into A Guppy
Brittany Murphy, aka Guppy Girl, has fallen into the unfortunate trap of excessive lip injection and has now become one of Hollywood’s fastest growing invasive species. Sightings of Guppy Girls used to be rare, but these days, one can spot … Continued…
At 8:40 pm Demon Kitty said:
I always thought she looked sleazy.
March 7, 2008
At 8:42 pm Bunky said:
Bunky say, “Ouch.”
March 7, 2008
At 11:55 pm Randi said:
OMG LOL! THAT IZ SO FUNNY CANDY! YOU R IMPLYIN’ THAT SHE DOZ ORAL SEX!! LOL!!!
March 7, 2008
At 1:06 am Dr. L said:
EEEWWW! YUCK! Todd English!
March 8, 2008
At 1:16 am Viper Tetsu said:
If you spray/scrape/chisel the makeup off of her face, there’d be nothin’ underneath. Literally. She’d look like one of those unformed cyborgs in THX-1138. Only without the cop helmet. Unless Parker’s into that sort of thing.
Deep Thoughts give me flashbacks in the best way to the late, great CREEM magazine. Christ, I’m dating myself…
March 8, 2008
At 8:35 am Dr. L said:
“Beso,” means “Kiss,” in Spanish.
March 8, 2008
At 8:46 am Jane said:
She is a sucky TV actress at best and her 12 year old boy physique is not sexy. So, start charging for your oral skills Skeeva, you are gonna need the cash one day.
March 8, 2008
At 11:10 am CPTWilly said:
There is nothing wrong with sucking the bone, rib bone I mean.
March 8, 2008
At 8:20 pm Mateo said:
I’m very critical and very educated in theatre and film. I think she is solid and funny on Desparate Housewives. She is articulate and self-deprecating at the same time. Perhaps some of you should go out and create a career that is as successful as hers. I had really hoped that this combo of Candy and 14 would not turn into this kind of forum. Come on, let’s have fun and be smart at the same time…
March 8, 2008
At 10:16 pm bluehawaii said:
Hmmmm…
Mateo.
What would an “Absolut Eva” be?
(…perhaps she’s more a Tequila Sunrise type)
March 8, 2008
At 12:50 am Miss Mezza said:
Well Mateo you might very well be ‘very critical and very educated in theatre and film’ but i do believe it is spelt ‘Desperate.’
I don’t know why you are getting all uptight and serious. This is a humour site which ’skewers celebrity culture’, remember? Sound more like you want an arty-farty website… but i think you’ll find they don’t discuss TV shows there, Mr High Culture.
March 9, 2008
At 1:03 pm scott said:
I am puzzled why women like to show off that they eat their greens. It gives me a stomach ache just thinking about it.
March 9, 2008
At 1:06 pm scott said:
I do eat veggies, however, and it’s about time I made some more borshch.
March 9, 2008
At 1:48 pm Mateo said:
I know, I know, I just had a Chris Crocker moment… I also caught that spelling error right after I hit “Submit Comment”. I’m not “Mr. High Culture”. I think the monkey is funny…
March 9, 2008
At 2:52 pm Vern said:
Cheeze, I thought this WAS an arty farty website!
March 9, 2008
At 11:51 pm Miss Mezza said:
Um, I’m not from your part of the world. Who is Chris Crocker? I’m gonna go ‘Google’ him.
Haha, nice work, Vern.
PS I got me a gravitar bizzo but I don’t reckon it’s gonna work … again
March 9, 2008