Filed under: Advertising Parodies, Celebrities, Mean Clowns
American Idol judge and professional sourpuss Simon Cowell claims he turned down a $2 million offer to be the spokesman for Viagra, calling it a “f—ing insult” in the British edition of Glamour magazine. He sniffed:
“Last year my agent rang me and said, ‘You’ve been offered an incredibly big deal. It’s to be the face of Viagra. I just said, ‘Sorry, but that has to be a f—ing insult.’”
However, according to Circus Hour sources, Simon had a change of heart when he thought about the “perks” of the position. Only we have an exclusive look at the new ad campaign:
Posted by Candy2 ♦ March 6, 2008
At 10:47 am martini lover said:
“a big softie”- i laughed so hard at this. great work guys!
March 5, 2008
At 10:49 am Jane said:
In addition to his looks and personality, his moobs are a mood killer. I bet he is 4 inches at full staff. I love placement of the limp flower, farking funny.
March 5, 2008
At 10:50 am BV said:
Moobies!!!!
March 5, 2008
At 11:19 am Faylinn said:
Side effect: “moobie growth”
Well, then, obviously he takes them. Last season he couldn’t keep his hands off of them.
(still my favorite moment on AI)
March 5, 2008
At 11:21 am rae said:
the wilted flower made me schnoof out my nose!
Colwell.. what a dick (not so much! ..hah!!)
March 5, 2008
At 11:51 am JOJO said:
“big softie”
HILARIOUS!
March 5, 2008
At 11:59 am Bee Hind said:
He needs to put a shirt on - or a bra.
I’m not sure which.
March 5, 2008
At 12:05 pm javelin said:
hahaha so clever, so funny. I remember seeing that clip on the Soup, he looked like he was drunkenly groping himself before passing out at the kitchen table.
March 5, 2008
At 12:39 pm Feng said:
Viagra and a cross your heart bra.
March 5, 2008
At 12:50 pm Demon kitty said:
How did this motherfucker become so famous? What I can’t get over is the way his torso/upper body is so much bigger than his lower body.
When I was in Europe, I saw so many men with this shape. It makes them look so weird. They looked like a big V on a stick. That being said, perhaps that was the reason Viagra approached him.
March 5, 2008
At 1:25 pm Faylinn said:
Demon Kitty: My sister and I always wondered about that so during a heated debate over drinks, we came to the conclusion that it’s because they drink a lot of beer, but they walk everywhere so their legs are thinner.
As to him being famous… I dun get it.
March 5, 2008
At 1:46 pm midevil said:
Moobies! Squishie! Moobies!
March 5, 2008
At 2:19 pm motorcity said:
I would totally do Simon. I think I have issues, because today I have expressed love for both the Piv and for Cowell.
March 5, 2008
At 2:59 pm deanna said:
I believe, with our ever aging male population living longer and indulging in wonders of plastic surgery, viagra should seriously consider this crowd below.
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/entertainment/ny-plasticsurger-pg,0,437370.photogallery
March 5, 2008
At 3:25 pm librarian kathleen said:
Here’s the next True Hollywood Story: “I’m A Big Softie — the Sex Life and Times of Simon Cowell.”
March 5, 2008
At 7:01 pm Happy Go Lucky said:
Love the pic!
March 5, 2008
At 8:34 pm CPTWilly said:
I think he is holding out for once daily Cialis. Like me, he sees those commercials and longs to sit in a bathtub waaaaay out in the middle on nowhere.
March 5, 2008
At 8:20 am Nathaniel R said:
that flower just kills me. LOL. —oh wait, we’re not supposed to type that anymore (earlier post)
March 6, 2008
At 11:28 am Aunt J said:
Aunt J wants to honk those moobies.
March 6, 2008
At 3:04 pm Piper said:
You left out the most important side effect: very severe repression of homosexuality.
March 6, 2008
At 2:56 pm Major-Bastard said:
Simon is a total TIT!
March 9, 2008