Filed under: Beauty, Celebrities, Pop Quizzes
Kelly Rowland has finally fessed up to getting breast implants, telling People that:
“I simply went from an A-cup to a B-cup. I didn’t want double Ds and be a little bitty size 2. That would look nuts.” One reason she did it was to fit into designer outfits: “This one really hot House of Dereon top — I just wanted to fill that out! I put it on and I looked SO good! I’m so happy. I feel complete.”
Which part of this story is most unbelievable:
1) She is only a B-cup;
2) That bigger breasts help you fit into designer clothes;
3) That House of Dereon is considered designer clothes;
4) It’s all unbelievable except for the “feeling complete” part, because flat-chested women are, in fact, a fraction of a human being.
Posted by Candy2 ♦ March 6, 2008
At 1:56 pm martini lover said:
this is a toughie. i’ll have to go with #1. if that’s a b then dolly parton is only a c-cup.
March 6, 2008
At 2:12 pm Erick said:
If she was wanting to wear House of Dereon, you’d think it would just be cheaper for her to ask Beyonce to give her something custom fitting.
March 6, 2008
At 3:08 pm javelin said:
that reminds me, I need to get me a nose job so my designer Hilary Duff sunglasses will fit right
March 6, 2008
At 3:51 pm bluehawaii said:
#1 is slightly believable…everything else is straight up laughable. So #1 it is.
March 6, 2008
At 4:17 pm CPTWilly said:
Erick, if she borrows from Beyonce, she will need to get the cheek implants featured last week. She should get the same size as the breast implants shown above.
March 6, 2008
At 6:54 pm kittypoodinky said:
She had me until “I feel complete”. What a fucktard.
March 6, 2008
At 7:06 pm Dr. L said:
Blue Hawaii, have you ever bought a bra before? Those are definitely at least C’s. No B, no way. And ‘cuz there all full and thick, CC’s.
Candy, you are a brilliant and witty writer. thank you.
Dr. L.
March 6, 2008
At 7:18 pm CPTWilly said:
I have never worn a bra, but I have taken a few off . . .
According to my wife’s Herbal Essence shampoo, 60% of women wear the wrong sized bra. Maybe she is wearing a B and does not know she is a C, see?
March 6, 2008
At 9:13 pm dv8trix said:
I’m going with 1, 2 AND 3 — what a maroon!
March 6, 2008
At 4:40 am Bee Hind said:
CptWilly,
Your wife’s shampoo sounds very intelligent!
March 7, 2008
At 8:15 am CPTWilly said:
Bee Hind,
All my shampoo says is, “lather, rinse, repeat” and, “do not swallow”.
March 7, 2008
At 10:35 am MMB said:
I’ll go with her ass being a “little bitty size 2″
March 7, 2008
At 6:01 pm Debi said:
What a moron ! Those boobs look ridiculous. And she looks really fat. Is it because of the boobs that she doesn’t look like her “usually bitty size 2″
March 8, 2008
At 7:09 am BV said:
Is there such a thing as flat chested women? I thought they were just men with little dicks.
March 10, 2008