Filed under: Bai Ling Pearl of Wisdom
We all need guidance in our life sometimes. We may seek it from friends, family, therapists, a higher being — and yet, the most powerful insight often comes from an unexpected source: Bai Ling. Which is why we’ve launched a column with pearls of wisdom from her blog.
An excerpt yesterday’s entry entitled, “Iife goes on like the dance floor………”
I am speechless, its sad silly and stupid all the news runs out like the mad river has just suddenly broken from the earth, ghosts put their make up on and walked into the mad city and knocked each of your closed door, just only wish if you knew.
The world out there is dangerous sometimes, just watch your shoes and don’t get wet when you walk near the white sand. Rain drops, storms, fire, maybe just next to your, watch out my friends!
Life goes on like the romantic dance floor….. This time no shoes but with music……
Hope this has touched your “iife,” as it’s touched mine.
Thanks to Librarian Kathleen
Posted by Candy ♦ March 5, 2008
At 1:01 pm jewed said:
Wow-deep.
She should write fortune cookie messages.
March 5, 2008
At 2:23 pm Jane said:
What the ??? Does she have issues with someone stealing her shoes? Ass-hat.
March 5, 2008
At 2:34 pm Dr. L said:
Man, that is some freaky shit in her brain.
Hello, forget to take your meds, much?
Dr. L.
March 5, 2008
At 3:11 pm Linda said:
It sounds like she really loves playing Madlibs with the random nouns and adjectives.
March 5, 2008
At 3:18 pm librarian kathleen said:
“…watch your shoes and don’t get wet when you walk near the white sand…”
Has there ever been a more succinct guide to life?
Tee Hee!!!
March 5, 2008
At 3:36 pm lexi said:
amazing amazing amazing
thats all i can say, amazing
lady is on some intense drug
is she friends with paris by any chance????
March 5, 2008
At 4:26 pm martini lover said:
that is one serious acid trip
March 5, 2008
At 4:36 pm Peace said:
…Jesus wept.
March 5, 2008
At 4:52 pm Bee Hind said:
I want what she’s taking.
March 5, 2008
At 5:08 pm CPTWilly said:
Confucius say, “Confusion is a state of mind.”
Bai Ling say, “I am speechless, its sad silly and stupid all the news runs out like the mad river has just suddenly broken from the earth, ghosts put their make up on and walked into the mad city and knocked each of your closed door, just only wish if you knew.”
I say, “What???????”
March 5, 2008
At 6:17 pm Demon kitty said:
She was in a movie where she used dead babies to make dumplings and if you ate one of her dumplings you would stay young forever. I know my grammar and syntax or shitty, but I am feeling harried and lazy right now.
March 5, 2008
At 8:29 pm CPTWilly said:
Crazy and gross–what a combo. Too bad I am already married.
I love dumplings.
I love babies.
I don’t think they are a chocolate/peanut butter combo. I don’t think I am gonna request that one from netflix.
March 5, 2008
At 12:17 am Dr. L said:
What is that towel on her head?
March 6, 2008
At 4:33 am Miss Mezza said:
Mmmmn, yeah, Dr L, that is a towel. And it looks like her boots are made out of wetsuit material. And it looks like she’s naked apart from those two items of attire.
Like you do.
What fascinates me about this chick is that i am convinced — despite evidence to the contrary — that she is stone-cold sober when she says and does her thang. She’s not smoking crack; this is just the way she is.
March 6, 2008
At 7:29 am trackellalouise said:
Huh? What?
March 6, 2008
At 10:14 am Erick said:
BAI LING HAS A BLOG?!?!? why are you only JUST NOW telling me this?!?!?! that period of depression i was experiencing about 4 months ago… i mean, man… this would’ve totally snapped me out of it. It’s like I just ran upon a laughter gold-mine.
March 6, 2008
At 11:25 am Aunt J said:
Aunt J has had deeper conversations with her syrup bottle.
March 6, 2008
At 1:37 pm Buzzkut said:
She writes better than most sitcom writers and lyrics for songs
March 6, 2008