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Okay, you’re right — one year.
Posted by Candy ♦ March 5, 2008
Brittany Murphy Transforms Herself Into A Guppy
Brittany Murphy, aka Guppy Girl, has fallen into the unfortunate trap of excessive lip injection and has now become one of Hollywood’s fastest growing invasive species. Sightings of Guppy Girls used to be rare, but these days, one can spot … Continued…
At 5:06 pm CPTWilly said:
Good for her. You won’t be seeing her crab-laden crotch in the tabloids any time soon.
March 5, 2008
At 5:13 pm martini lover said:
don’t forget cptwilly, britney spears once said the same thing.
March 5, 2008
At 5:13 pm Faylinn said:
Julianne Hough: No Sex Before Meeting That Special Movie Producer.
/fixed
(I’m sure she’s a nice person, but come on!)
March 5, 2008
At 5:50 pm Jane said:
No sex (meaning intercourse), but what about oral?
Is it me, or does she look like every other yarn haired freak trying to market their ‘talent’ (???) in Hollywood? I bet she gives blow jobs to get ahead.
March 5, 2008
At 6:14 pm Demon kitty said:
I was about to say the exact same thing Martini Lover. CPT Willy and the planet: Get Ready for J. Hough’s crotch. She’s very beautiful. I would LOVE to see her Phaoroh’s tomb or whatever the hell it is.
March 5, 2008
At 7:05 pm dt said:
It’s a demand she has made for herself. Now let’s see if she appreciates herself enough to hold on and demand the same from her partner.
Somehow, even from here I can see the halo falling…
March 5, 2008
At 8:26 pm CPTWilly said:
OK, I admit it, I should have prefaced with, “Wouldn’t it be nice if it were true. . . ” and it would be nice if the latest pop-tart managed to keep herself from becoming a hive of crotch-rot.
Who is starting the side betting?
March 5, 2008
At 9:18 pm Dr. L said:
The phaoroh’s tomb thing again, FFS!
March 5, 2008
At 4:58 am Bee Hind said:
She can hang with Hillary Duff,
she’s saving herself too.
March 6, 2008
At 6:13 am midevil said:
See, it doesn’t count as “sex” if the movie director doesn’t get off “inside” her.
March 6, 2008
At 6:14 am midevil said:
I hope I wasn’t too crude. Sorry if I was…
March 6, 2008
At 9:56 am Psychochick said:
I choose to remain a virgin myself, but even I get nauseous when I read stuff like this. I am so tired of people going on about it then later saying “I want to keep my private life private” crap. UGH! And I am not a teenager. I know someone is going to say that. I am 28 years old and hoping I keep the promise I made to myself. And really I don’t get “technical virgins”. To me, it’s more like technical sluts. >.<
March 6, 2008
At 11:23 am Aunt J said:
Aunt J doesn’t need to know about her sex life.
March 6, 2008