Filed under: Jessica Simpson, Pop Quizzes
Jessica Simpson’s sweater looks like that because:
1) The stylish star wanted holes to accessorize the ones in her head;
2) Papa Joe’s nails are sharper than you think;
3) It keeps getting caught in her earrings;
4) She wanted to distract from the fact that she stole Madonna’s old gloves;
5) Some Cowboys fans didn’t appreciate how she leads Tony Romo around by his nipples;
6) None of the above. It looks like that because ____________.
Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo in New York City:
Posted by Candy ♦ March 4, 2008
At 7:36 am Jenn F. said:
You know, when I saw the picture and hadn’t yet read the text, my first thought was Papa Joe getting all pervy on her… so I suppose I’ll have to go with #2.
March 4, 2008
At 8:41 am EVA said:
6) A little number from Britney Spears’ closet.
March 4, 2008
At 8:45 am Jane said:
6)….she knows comments will be made about it, which she will welcome, because she is an attention whore.
March 4, 2008
At 9:18 am martini lover said:
#2
March 4, 2008
At 10:07 am Bee Hind said:
6) None of the above. It looks like that because she knitted it all by herself!
March 4, 2008
At 11:23 am Jenn F. said:
Ooooooh good one Bee Hind!!!
March 4, 2008
At 11:41 am Aunt J said:
Aunt J thinks it got caught in the wind tunnel in her head.
March 4, 2008
At 11:47 am CPTWilly said:
Either #2 or Bee Hind’s suggestion. Hmm.
Definitely #2. Speaking of #2, I just remembered I have an appointment.
March 4, 2008
At 12:57 pm Dr. L said:
Comments? No, I think I’ll take a cheap shot at Romo: Dude, No blondes during football season! You don’t have enough testosterone for both activities.
March 4, 2008