Filed under: Desperate Clowns, Lindsay Lohan, Television
Dina Lohan continues to milk the cash cow that is her offspring, having managed to officially score a spot on E!’s summer line-up with her reality show, Living Lohan.
The series will follow Dina as she juggles everyday life with managing 14-year-old daughter Ali’s entertainment career. Ali, as we all know, wants to follow in her sister’s esteemed footsteps of singing, acting and boozing – and plans to record songs at Las Vegas’ Palms Casino on the show. Because there’s no better place for a teenage girl to launch her “entertainment career” than Sin City!
An E! exec says:
“The Lohans are one of the most intriguing families in the entertainment industry today. This is a family that knows how to roll with the punches and come out on top. Dina is an incredibly hard-working, passionate mom that I think our viewers will find both relatable and highly entertaining.”
Anyone want to volunteer to punch Mama Lohan and see how she rolls with it?
Oh, E!. I’ve been a faithful fan ever since, well, Steve Kmetko anchored E! News Daily. (What the hell ever happened to Kmetko, anyway?) And you just about pushed me over the edge with Keeping Up with the Kardashians, and now… I’m not sure I can stay in this relationship. It’s not you, it’s me. Um, no, that’s not true. What I mean is, I need to concentrate on my career — oh wait, you ARE part of my career. Er… you deserve better? No, I do! I even put up with that awful Talk Soup host with the skunk hair. And this is how you repay me?
*SIGH* Breakups are the worst. I’m gonna go listen to “Total Eclipse of the Heart” on repeat and reminisce about the good ol’ days when Greg Kinnear was in my life on a weekly basis…
Posted by Candy ♦ March 4, 2008
At 4:12 pm CPTWilly said:
Truth is stranger than fiction. I guess there is no satisfying the appetite for smut.
March 4, 2008
At 4:23 pm martini lover said:
i miss steve kmetko too! he was such a smartass, i loved it.
dina lohan should be ashamed but she wouldn’t know shame if it hit her in the buck teeth.
March 4, 2008
At 4:29 pm Jenn F. said:
Hopefully the show will get really crappy ratings and the Blowhards will get an idea of what most people actually think of them.
March 4, 2008
At 4:44 pm Demon kitty said:
I can’t look at these motherfuckers.
March 4, 2008
At 4:47 pm Jane said:
E! has become the toilet bowl cable station that will put any shit on in hopes for viewers. Who the fark in their right mind would watch this shit?
14, her chest is horrifying, that skin looks like that of a diseased butthole. You did her justice. Ha!
March 4, 2008
At 10:38 pm laurella said:
candy, are you insulting my one true love joel mchale? i hope not, cause youre my favorite gossip site
March 4, 2008
At 10:42 pm Candy said:
No, I have no problems with your true love. I’m talking about John Henson, who hosted the show in the late ’90s.
March 4, 2008
At 6:35 am Bee Hind said:
If the Lohan family is intriguing,
that the entertainment industry is in a sad state of affairs.
March 5, 2008
At 6:37 am Shelly said:
Lighten up peeps, we need a new trainwreck.
That Allie is going to be our new Tara, Lindsay, Britney and Paris all rolled into one!!
Her and Potato head are the new Skanks.
She looks like she has that disease I’ve seen on Discovery Health, ya know where the kids look like old people?
BREED HARD DINA!
March 5, 2008
At 9:49 am Peta said:
“Dina is an incredibly hard-working, passionate mom…”
Oh, I get it. It’s a comedy special!
March 5, 2008
At 3:37 pm librarian kathleen said:
White. Trash. Nation.
March 5, 2008
At 3:39 pm lexi said:
god, this family is pure dirt
what the F are E! thinking?
this rubbish AND denise richards’ show?
E!s new line up is literally moms pimping their kids. dina lohan, denise richards (that dirty hoe) and that kardhashian mom who took her daughters to pose for joe francis and then ’supported’ TWO through sex tape scandals.
hoes breed hoes.
March 5, 2008