Filed under: Daily Drivel
Angelina Jolie’s pregnancy cravings. Hopefully, they don’t include the remainder of Brad’s balls. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Nicole Richie’s People cover outsells Christina Aguilera’s. In response, Christina sniffed: “Oh yeah? Well, my breasts outweigh YOU!” [Celebrity Smack]
Proof that Kevin Federline is a super sperminator: It looks like he’s knocked up himself! [Celebrity Dirt]
Dannielynn is sole heir to Anna Nicole Smith’s fortune. Which the poor thing may need to use toward years of therapy once she gets a load of the soap opera surrounding her life. [POTP]
Original ideas are as rare as virgins in Hollywood: Talk of a Rosemary’s Baby remake. [popbytes]
Keith Richards to model for Louis Vuitton. Because his face reminded them of an old leather carryall. [Gabby Babble]
Top 10 metrosexual celebrities. We tried to reach the honorees for comment, but they were too busy applying hair gel to respond. [DailyStab]
Nicky Hilton could use a cheeseburger or two. Or 40. [Drunken Stepfather] (Site NSFW)
Posted by Candy ♦ March 4, 2008
At 12:23 am Eize said:
“Rare as virgins in Hollywood”? That’s the overstatement of the century.
I predict Keith Richards will model nekkid covered in brown foundation and inundated with the Vuitton letter logo, just like the bags!
March 5, 2008
At 6:31 am Shelly said:
Why is Ange participating in more breeding?
Who the Hell would want to be pregnant after doing it once?
It’s not like Shilo needs sibs.
STOP THE BREEDING!
March 5, 2008
At 7:15 am Erick said:
I’m sorry but Ryan Seacrest is NOT “metrosexual.”
He’s just flat out queer.
Zaquesha… future flamer. If all goes according to plan, that is! mwu-ha ha…
March 5, 2008
At 8:23 am Elspeth said:
Thsi si the BEST illpo 14 has ever done!
March 5, 2008
At 8:31 am Jane said:
That baby is freaking me out! What is it holding in its hand? A stick of gum?
LMAO @ Eize!
March 5, 2008
At 5:34 pm Eize said:
Perhaps Vuitton is going to switch to synthetic leather and they need Richard’s skin as blueprint for those creases to make the synthetic leather look REAL.
March 5, 2008
At 6:42 pm ErikaZombie said:
I don’t think Nicki Hilton’s legs look all that skinny. Sure, they are thin but come on…Nicole Richie’s are thinner (and were even during her pregnancy). If anyone saw Celebrity Apprentice when Tito’s girlfriend, the formerly hot Jenna Jameson visited to donate some money - you would think Nicki Hilton’s look like elephant legs.
They were LITERALLY the size of the part of the baseball bat that you hold onto. Scary.
March 6, 2008