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Posted by Candy ♦ March 3, 2008
Posted by Candy ♦ March 3, 2008
Brittany Murphy Transforms Herself Into A Guppy
Brittany Murphy, aka Guppy Girl, has fallen into the unfortunate trap of excessive lip injection and has now become one of Hollywood’s fastest growing invasive species. Sightings of Guppy Girls used to be rare, but these days, one can spot … Continued…
At 3:42 am Jenn said:
Looks like a big ol’ pair of boobs on her backside.
WTF - really!
March 3, 2008
At 4:00 am Michelle said:
ay it isn’t so, I thought that was Kim Kardashian!
March 3, 2008
At 4:53 am Bee Hind said:
Looks like she’s a soccer ball smuggler.
March 3, 2008
At 5:24 am Jane said:
I wonder if she can inflate/deflate those things? Christ, that is just bizarre to look at, and check out the guys standing behind her seemingly staring at her fake ass, too funny.
March 3, 2008
At 6:20 am Thorne Smith said:
What a really, really, really super smart thing to do. Is there anybody close to this woman who shouted at the top of their voice, “What the hell did you do to yourself?”
March 3, 2008
At 6:36 am Jenn F. said:
It looks terrible… I wonder if she was pleased with the results? She went a size or two too big (as people often seem to do with fake boobs) and now her legs look all stick-like beneath that ridiculous looking butt.
March 3, 2008
At 8:06 am Mrs.Polage said:
Gee, I’ve always wished I had more booty, But I don’t know about all that?!?
A prayer:
Dear God,
Please bless me with a little more booty,
but not like that!
Thank you Dear Lord,
FlatButtShelly.
March 3, 2008
At 9:05 am deanna said:
dear previous bloggers,(in particularly jenn f)
as my son often says… please, please, don’t player hate. haters aren’t cool.
i never see the bigbooties/bootyboombooms/bootyinyourfacers/dontchalikemybooty girls hating on the flatties/bootyless/bootychalleged/bootyhavenots/wheresyourbooty girls.
this is so discriminatory. we already have plenty of other reasons to hate each other. no need to add to it. shame on you candy. shame on your 14!! how could yall?
you two keep this up and so help me the american federation in conjuction with the national assosciation of big booties will boycott this site quicker than piss can hit the ground. perhaps a stint in drug and/or alcohol rehab might benefit the two of you and help clear your heads a bit. i hear the one in utah is supposedly the hottest spot right now. but none the less i am luke warm upset. i demand an apology. don’t make go all jesse jackson rainbow coalition on yall. white, black and yellow people got rights to big booties in this country.
and mrs. polage aka flatbuttshelly, big booty people both both born with and those who have needed a hand with, thank you for your quasi understanding.
sincerely,
bigbootydeanna
March 3, 2008
At 9:39 am it’s brittany bitch said:
i really love that site but you can’t leave comments! her but looks really nice when she’s bent over because everything is evened out… THEN she stands up lol
March 3, 2008
At 9:40 am it’s brittany bitch said:
yes i meant her “butt” looks really nice
March 3, 2008
At 9:57 am javelin said:
that’s the kind of ass that will get you detained at customs
March 3, 2008
At 10:32 am Puppet said:
Ginormous tits look just as bad. Why do women continue to play into this comic book crap?! TG I’m a puppet. All I need is a little ol’ finger.
March 3, 2008
At 10:35 am Dr. L said:
I wonder what it feels like to sit on those? Painful, much? They look very hard.
March 3, 2008
At 10:58 am Tiffany PinkDog said:
She obviously must think they look fabulous or she wouldn’t be wearing a teeny thong-style bathing suit. Ugh. They’re really laughably bad. Dumbass. For real. Dumb ass.
March 3, 2008
At 11:43 am El Bastardo said:
Damn, i have such a flat ass, hmmmmm, just got some money via a dead aunt, i know……D’OH!
March 3, 2008
At 11:46 am martini lover said:
she’s making such an ass out of herself with those implants.
March 3, 2008
At 12:29 pm Randi said:
This is one of the worst looking things I have ever seen.
March 3, 2008
At 12:37 pm Jenn F. said:
Dearest Deanna,
If I were a flat-butted girl then what you said would apply… and if I was a ginormous-butted girl then I couldn’t have said much… but you forgot one important category… those of us that have nice bums that are neither too flat nor too large. Ass braggart I am not… I’m simply standing up for those of us blessed with nice bums that require no inflatable flaps. Well, that and the fact that we get it the good old fashioned way… busting it in the gym. But most importantly, Dee, though I may snicker and chortle at the deformed ass in the photo above, I believe your bum to be perfect in its own way like a Babybonbel cheese.
Loving you forever,
J.
March 3, 2008
At 12:45 pm Elizebeth said:
That is just totally disgusting. I’m not a fan of my butt, however you couldn’t pay me enough to look like this.
March 3, 2008
At 1:18 pm Dr. L said:
Jen, are you sure you are not Ass-bragging? While we are comparing, I’m fatly butted.
March 3, 2008
At 3:37 pm Jenn F. said:
No, Dr. L, “ass” I mentioned, Ass-braggart I am not. Butt I don’t see why I can’t stand behind my convictions and state that I’m not ASShamed of it.
And you too, like Deanna, may be the proud owner of a Babybonbel cheese bum. Aren’t those cheeses the best? So cute, so soft, so round.
March 3, 2008
At 4:47 pm Dr. L said:
Well, Jen, you may ASSume that my Babybelbon-bons, are indeed, cute, soft, and round. I’m not ASShamed to stand behind them, either. Either way, I might add, in case you were already ASSuming.
Fondly,
Dr. L
March 3, 2008
At 5:23 pm Eize said:
I’m itching to pop those things with a large pin and deflate accordingly. :/
March 3, 2008
At 5:38 pm deanna said:
Dear Sweet Beautiful Jenn,
ok, since you did throw in the part about the baby bonbel cheese rump i guess i can let this go. now help me out here jenn. how is it you were blessed with a nice bum in one sentence then flip flop and say you got it the old fashioned way? which is it? were you born with it or not?
we’ve been doing this too long to start throwing dirt in each others’ face. don’t pull no smoke and mirrors with me girlie.
now here’s the point, i do not go to the gym to work on my padonkadonk because sitting on it all day contributes to the desired softness and roundness often sought after by potential suitors. and did i mention that you can still bounce a quarter off it? Now, ASS to whether or not this can be done on one of those gym booties, so far as i know this can only be done with the bum you get as a blessing. sorry jenn.
lovingly messin witcha,
deanna
March 3, 2008
At 7:43 pm CPTWilly said:
That picture cracks me up. I want to laugh my ass off but it’s too big.
I bet she doesn’t wear padded bike shorts when she goes peddling.
Is this the result of the botox buttocks from a few entries back?
Are plastic surgeons still having problems with migrating saline sacks?
Do they jiggle when she walks? Candy, can you secure a video?!?
Does she need hand extensions to wipe herself, or does she use a clorox toilet wand? (no video for this one PLEASE).
This picture raises more questions than it answers.
March 3, 2008
At 8:14 pm Jenn F. said:
Dear Delightful Deanna,
My mummy dearest was kind enough to give me her decent derriere, butt I do not assume it will always defy gravity… so nature is working in league with treadmill to keep things pleasantly badonkadonk.
Yours until Paris is a classy lady,
Jenn
March 3, 2008
At 8:38 pm trackellalouise said:
Those (that?) can’t be real!!!!! Ewwwwww….that’s almost as funky as Mickey Rourke’s face.
March 3, 2008
At 9:41 pm bluehawaii said:
Nothing wrong w/ junk in the trunk…at all.
This just looks risky considering how often we sit on our asses throughout our life.
March 3, 2008
At 5:25 am midevil said:
How can it be real? Photoshop?
March 4, 2008
At 5:54 am Miss Mezza said:
Imagine trying to sit down at a desk or out at dinner in a restaurant. You wouldn’t be able to pull the chair under the table, you’d be too high.
It IS like a pair of boobs. D’ya reckon she has underwire knickers?!
March 4, 2008
At 7:32 pm Christine said:
Um…am I imagining it or is there a tanned, 5-point star on that ass cheek? Do you see it. Like she put sunblock on everything except that star.
March 4, 2008
At 10:03 am Peta said:
Wait a tick…those pics weren’t Photoshopped? Someone really did that to themselves? O_O
My Lord…
March 5, 2008