Filed under: Convos of the Rich & Famous, Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton received a blessing from a Shaman at a West Hollywood bookstore over the weekend, surrounded by a few dozen of her closest paparazzi friends. Only we at Circus Hour have access to their innermost thoughts:
PARIS: This is even hotter than that Bible photo op.
SHAMAN: Why do I get the feeling she’s not really taking me to see the Hollywood Sign?
PARIS: Look serious, Paris, look serious. Remember what your acting coach said: think about something sad. Like ugly people.
SHAMAN: Hope she doesn’t want me to do anything about that eye condition. All the blessings in the world won’t help that.
SHAMAN: May your eyes be free and open to see all that is before you on every level, without illusions –. Oh, who am I kidding? I don’t detect a soul, but I do detect a headband circa 2006…
PARIS: I, like, totally feel more spiritual already.
Posted by Candy ♦ March 3, 2008
At 10:20 am Knox said:
It reminds me of the guy at the DMV who took my picture for my license. He had an Indian accent and said,”We just had a holy man in here. He had a beard and everything. He didn’t talk he was so spiritual. But when I told him he still had to pay $300 to register a donated car, he started yelling!”
March 3, 2008
At 10:31 am Dr. L said:
Middle picture looks like a nice photo-op for the shaman and his new book.
March 3, 2008
At 10:31 am Annie said:
That first picture looks like they just finished smoking a joint.
March 3, 2008
At 10:43 am Rebecca said:
I guess they both cut a nice not-so-spiritual deal here… blatant endorsement. Although I personally would never use PH if I wanted my stuff to be taken seriously. But who cares whether you’re taken seriously, anyway. Take the money and run…
March 3, 2008
At 10:57 am Bee Hind said:
Speaking of Shaman-
does anybody know what happened to Big Joe?
I miss his posts.
March 3, 2008
At 11:45 am martini lover said:
i miss big joe too. he was a hoot. the shaman needs to stop wasting his time with paris and use his magical powers to bring back big joe!
March 3, 2008
At 12:02 pm Bee Hind said:
Exactly Martini Lover!
Or maybe we could all wear “TEAM BIG JOE” T-shirts.
March 3, 2008
At 12:30 pm Jenn F. said:
What I want to know is ~ where the hell is Vern?!
March 3, 2008
At 12:38 pm Jane said:
Even a Shaman cannot extricate the disease that is she.
I wonder if he isn’t just some actor for hire, and she is paying him with a blow-job for his services?
March 3, 2008
At 1:15 pm Dr. L said:
For a shaman, he’s dressed an awful lot like a guru….
March 3, 2008
At 8:42 am EVA said:
Her shoes look like white paper boats I used to make in class.
March 4, 2008
At 9:57 am Jenn said:
’spiritual’ Paris is so phony she has her very own phony spiritualist. Think she knows?
March 4, 2008