Filed under: Conversations with Celebrity Body Parts
I recently had the opportunity to sit down with Kate Hudson’s Ass at the Delano Hotel in Miami, where we chatted about defying gravity, working with Matthew McConaughey’s deodorant-free armpits and Japan emerging from its decade-long economic slump.
CANDY: Hello there. What’s up?
KATE HUDSON’S ASS: Me, apparently.
C: So I see! Where have you been hiding?
KHA: (ROLLS EYES) Under a bunch of oversized muumuus.
C: If you were mine, I would walk around in a thong all the time — and nothing else.
KHA: (LAUGHS) That’s exactly what Ryan Seacrest said to me.
C: How funny. Do you enjoy his show American Idol?
KHA: (SMILES) No, give me the Discovery Channel or a good Dostoevsky novel any day.
C: I heard you’re also quite an expert on the Japanese economy.
KHA: (SHRUGS MODESTLY) World economics is just something I dabble in. Although I really do think Japan’s transition to a more neutral monetary stance could be supported by greater clarity regarding the Bank of Japan’s medium-term inflationary goals. Which, in turn, would then facilitate a smooth adjustment of private sector interest rate expectations.
C: Yeah, I was just saying that the other day! Um, anyway… do you get along with Kate’s frequent co-star and friend Matthew McConaughey?
KHA: I read Dostoevsky. He thinks a Coke can pipe is modern art. What do you think?
C: Well, a Coke can does make — er, never mind. One last question: Team Heidi or Team Conrad?
KHA: It’s all Greek to me. (LAUGHS)
C: My girl crush on you just grew exponentially. Thanks for taking the time to talk to me.
KHA: My pleasure.
Posted by Candy2 ♦ March 3, 2008
At 2:08 pm javelin said:
crime and punishment is the best! tell kate hudson’s ass to give me a call.
March 3, 2008
At 2:28 pm Rich said:
Very cheeky of you Candy
March 3, 2008
At 3:11 pm kathleen said:
there seems to be a plethora of asses on your site today…kate hudson’s, the crazy ass implants woman, and of course, paris hilton.
March 3, 2008
At 3:54 pm Thorne Smith said:
There was a time when I viewed wedgies as a bad thing. Ladies, is this as uncomfortable as it looks, or is there an element of comfort in the ass-floss look? As a guy, I can totally appreciate the look when appropriate…
March 3, 2008
At 4:38 pm bluehawaii said:
What seems slightly strange is this ass floss look is a mommy occassion, and she lip kisses her baby
….which would be fine if she weren’t wearing ass floss.
…whatever.
March 3, 2008
At 6:01 pm Demon Kitty said:
I find her insanely annoying. I wish to god she would fucking cut her son’s hair. Her movies are stupid. And now I am going to be evil and bitchy, did you fucking see her before her nose job and bleach job?
Butt ugly.
March 3, 2008
At 6:13 pm jewed said:
WTF is the pouty yoga pose about?
Who stands like that?!
March 3, 2008
At 7:14 pm Jane said:
For me, it is Dostoevsky’s “The Brother’s Kazamarov, ‘The Idiot’ and THEN ‘Crime and Punishment’.
She has a beautiful ass, seriously.
I bet she knew she was being photographed, and with all of the pregnancy rumors flying about, she decided to take advantage of the photo situation. Whatever.
March 3, 2008
At 11:02 pm Mateo said:
She looks hot! Are you kidding me? The boy could use a hot oil and a trim, though.
March 3, 2008
At 3:23 am midevil said:
Hope she never “enhances” her ass–it’s fine just the way it is, Kate!
March 4, 2008
At 6:31 pm Thombeau said:
She truly has her father’s cheeks and her mother’s smile.
March 5, 2008