Filed under: Britney Spears, Celebutards, Dumb Clowns
It’s funny. I was just thinking the other day, it’s been a while since the airwaves have been graced with a good musical duet. Like Sonny & Cher. Johnny Cash and June Carter. Britney Spears and Heidi Montag…
Say wha — ?!
Oh yes, folks, it be true. Heidi has run out of plastic surgery procedures to keep her in the pages of Us Weekly, so she took the other sure-fire route: by associating herself with Britney.
Apparently, Heidi and videographer extraordinaire Spencer Pratt got their hands on one of Britney’s old demo recordings that never made it onto any of her albums. They decided to turn it into a duet called “Dramatic” instead of having Heidi re-record the song because, as even my one-year-old niece could figure out, they knew they’d get more publicity this way.
And what a slice of music heaven it is.
Other song titles under consideration included:
- Gimme More Restylane
- I’m Not a Girl, Not Yet a DD-Cup
- I’m a Slave 4 Seizure Dance Moves
- …Baby Film My Boobs One More Time
[Click here to hear the audio assault]
Posted by Candy ♦ March 3, 2008
At 11:42 am martini lover said:
since when does breathing into a microphone count as singing?
March 3, 2008
At 12:00 pm Elspeth said:
I’m holding out for their reality show- “the Pills”!
March 3, 2008
At 12:07 pm MMB said:
The Pills…LOL classic.
Is that the follow up Lunesta Beach?
March 3, 2008
At 12:11 pm MMB said:
OF Lunesta Beach…OF…dammit!
March 3, 2008
At 12:26 pm Jenn F. said:
I couldn’t make it through the whole song. I tried, honestly, for the sake of scientific research, but the feeling of vomit rising while giggling is not a pleasant one.
March 3, 2008
At 12:34 pm Randi said:
Whatever. I’d rather listen to Heidi Montag try to sing than look at the retarded clothing line that came out from Lauren Conrad.
Although if I had my choice MTV would replace The Hills with Beavis and Butthead reruns.
March 3, 2008
At 1:55 pm EMJ said:
Oh My Lord….that has to be the worst thing I have ever heard, and I once had a live squirrel stuck in my car’s engine. For the love of God someone please stop this Heidi chick from releasing any more songs. The comedic value of her pitiful attempts no longer outweigh the damage her noise pollution is causing the world.
March 3, 2008
At 2:06 pm midevil said:
Sorry to hear about the squirrel. Did you get it on tape? You could go platinum with that track.
March 3, 2008
At 4:11 pm Bee Hind said:
I just punctured both of my eardrums with an icepick.
March 3, 2008
At 1:37 am Jan said:
Did you mean “got their hands on” as in stole?
How original can Heidi Montag get.
March 4, 2008