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douche (doosh) n.
1. A stream of water, often containing medicinal or cleansing agents, that is applied to a body part or cavity for hygienic or therapeutic purposes.
2. The application of a douche.
3. An instrument for applying a douche.
4. 
This guy.
Posted by Candy ♦ March 2, 2008
At 1:15 pm martini lover said:
i don’t trust any man whose chest is smoother than my legs.
March 2, 2008
At 2:32 pm Alison said:
Whenever I see him all I can think about is him saying “I’m going to make her a cute, little vagina”. That had to have been one of the creepiest moments on Doctor 90210.
March 2, 2008
At 3:41 pm Aine said:
even my ridiculously gay friend wouldn’t wear that. AND he’d tell him to lay off the waxer.
March 2, 2008
At 3:41 pm Jane said:
Boy, he must really love to wax. Who is he? He looks like Beaver Cleaver all grown up, or George Hamilton’s son. Yuck.
March 2, 2008
At 3:58 pm deanna said:
damn but that he aint a hot mess.
March 2, 2008
At 4:14 pm D Slaver said:
Bet he’s perfected that first pose while taking a whizz at the club urinal.
March 2, 2008
At 4:52 pm Jenn F. said:
I bet he stands at the urinal in the last pose. Who is this douche? Is there really a show called Dr. 90210? He looked too douchey for me to actually take the time to research his overly manicured ass. Everything looks far too planned and meditated… from his baby’s-ass-smooth chest (insert gagging sound) to the black clothing, shiny blazer (snicker), and carefully chosen accessories to the meticulously tousled hair. Douche is right.
March 2, 2008
At 5:10 pm deanna said:
well the very sad but honest truth behind sir douchay, dr. 90210, is that he has a 80lb wife who has sealed the tomb with two bratty children and whines for like hours non stop, complains he never has enough time for the family while demanding he put a few more hours in at the office so as they can move to a bigger house of course to keep up with the pitts and stuff. luckily away from his loving wife haley, he has found his little niche in this world, and unfortunately it appears to be a closet with hot wax, a hairpiece, and some bad-ass clothes.
March 2, 2008
At 5:36 pm bluehawaii said:
^
bwaahahahha.
March 2, 2008
At 5:37 pm bluehawaii said:
That suit is the REAL crime against humanity!
March 2, 2008
At 5:58 pm kathleen said:
why are the chicks holding up undergarments in that picture? did the good dr. come out with a “spanks”-wannabe line?
i bet he’s the same height as tom cruise.
March 2, 2008
At 6:12 pm Eize said:
I’m surprised he’s married. To a WOMAN.
March 2, 2008
At 6:12 pm Demon Kitty said:
This is Dr. 90210????? Holy fuck!
“I’m going to make her a cute, little vagina”. Dear fucking God.
March 2, 2008
At 7:26 pm midevil said:
Gross. He isn’t the one that did up Jenna Jameson’s vag, is he? So she really didn’t go on a bone-slimming diet; the rest of her flesh just ran away before the good doc could get a hold of it.
March 2, 2008
At 12:58 am javelin said:
note to douche- just because ‘real-life barbie dolls’ is your definition of success doesn’t mean you should dress like a Ken doll. Or make your skin one color and plastic looking. Or remove all your hair. wtf is wrong with you?
March 3, 2008
At 8:12 am Mrs.Polage said:
I had to stop watching him a few years back.. About the time he turned his DishRag into a Brazilian baby breeding machine.
Ugh, those kids are awful!!!
March 3, 2008
At 9:09 am deanna said:
“DishRag”…classic
March 3, 2008
At 10:36 am Erick said:
wow. For some odd reason it seems that I’m just now discovering that i’m the only gay male who seems to participate on this message board.
March 3, 2008
At 10:40 am Dr. L said:
Erick,
And such a clever little Av, too! Two rainbow unicorns!
March 3, 2008
At 10:49 am Erick said:
yes, rainbows and unicorns… seems i’m about as subtle as dr. 90210
March 3, 2008
At 12:42 pm Jenn F. said:
Erick, I love your Av. It put a big smile on my face the first time I saw it. But that aside, I can’t imagine you’re the only gay male in here… this place has too much style to have only a mere token gay male. (not to be mistaken with “tokin’ gay male”).
March 3, 2008
At 1:52 am Philippa said:
The thing that astounds me whenever I watch “Dr 90210″, which is often, is just how bad the breast augmentations he performs are! He’s the master of the hyper-optimistic soundbite, but he overinflates everyone despite promising that he won’t. He ruins the most beautiful women’s bodies - it’s a travesty - and they all buy into his overconfidence and hype. Also, his twig-tiny wife scares the shit out of me! She’s so shallow and greedy. So is her spoilt, dissatisfied little daughter. Wonder how soon till she gets plastic surgery.
March 4, 2008
At 7:06 pm hautie said:
I still think this man plays for the home team. He is way beyond being just a little metrosexual. haha! I have to agree that he does the worst boob jobs… I have yet to see any of them look flattering. They all turn out looking like the Posh Spice edition of fake boobs.
March 4, 2008