Filed under: Beckhams, Beckhams Art, Haiku Movie Reviews
Wednesday Adams plays
Posh Spice, only with cheaper
clothes and less make-up
Introducing Haiku movie reviews by Circus Hour reader and friend Viper Tetsu. This week Viper reviews Penelope, a movie about a girl born with the nose of a pig. For more amusing pop-culture inspired haiku, see Viper’s blog In The Future, Everyone Will Be Haiku’ed For 15 Minutes. Medium: Sketchbook scrawl with digital color.
Posted by 14 ♦ February 29, 2008




At 12:22 pm D Slaver said:
So Ms. Ricci is doing the E!True Hollywood Story on Ms. Beckham, how very Liftime of her.
February 29, 2008
At 12:34 pm javelin said:
that Posh drawing makes me laugh. her body looks like something you could maybe build in your garage, using curtain rods, plastic bowls, and silly putty.
February 29, 2008
At 12:39 pm martini lover said:
>>only with cheaper
>>clothes and less make-up
and less silicone.
February 29, 2008
At 1:51 pm midevil said:
Beautiful nose, 14!
February 29, 2008
At 2:31 pm Demon Kitty said:
Posh Spice - whose name is hopelessly stupid, is not attractive. Shame on Marc Jacobs!
Her kids ain’t gonna be pretty either. Those are some scary fucking tits. The fact that she brags about David’s member.
Death to Posh Spice
February 29, 2008
At 2:51 pm Jane said:
That looks more like Pigtoria Beckham than she does.
*Bowing down to 14*
February 29, 2008
At 2:51 pm librarian kathleen said:
Perfect!
February 29, 2008
At 3:12 pm DeAnna1104 said:
damn that drawing is so on. her nose and its snoutesque resemblance makes me wonder she did not get the lead part of wilbur in charlotte’s web. that part was made for her. the injustice in hollywood never ceases to amaze.
February 29, 2008
At 4:13 pm Major-Bastard said:
The drawing is perfect, saggy armpits, tits that look like two footballs stapled to her chest, dumbass pout, PERFECT!
February 29, 2008
At 5:15 pm CPTWilly said:
14, you have an eye for detail.
February 29, 2008
At 5:21 pm CPTWilly said:
I once got a bad grade on a Haiku project. Until then, I thought it would be the perfect poetry for me–it’s all numbers, 36-24-36, I mean 5-7-5. I guess it read like a math problem so the teacher didn’t like it . . .
February 29, 2008
At 8:13 pm michal she said:
14- I appreciate your work, but some distasteful comments by fans are cheapening what you’ve worked hard for.
February 29, 2008
At 2:19 am Dr. L said:
I, on the other hand, love you completely, 14.
March 1, 2008
At 12:54 pm dv8trix said:
What Dr. L said!
March 1, 2008
At 9:38 pm 2Loquacious said:
Addams
That’s only because I’m a huge Addams Family fan. Your stuff is amazing 14!
March 1, 2008
At 9:07 pm Jenn F. said:
Viper Tetsu is one of the world’s great gems; alongside Lindt chocolate, Spinal Tap, flying squirrels, weeble wobbles, and Bugs Bunny cartoons.
March 2, 2008
At 3:23 pm she said:
i actually like posh, i think she is a hard working business woman and her talents should be admired. It is a good pic of her though and her “assets” are so huge now it is hard to miss them. Do 1 of these but in jordan and i will never leave this site!!!!
March 3, 2008