Haiku Movie Review: Penelope

Filed under: Beckhams, Beckhams Art, Haiku Movie Reviews

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Wednesday Adams plays

Posh Spice, only with cheaper

clothes and less make-up

Introducing Haiku movie reviews by Circus Hour reader and friend Viper Tetsu. This week Viper reviews Penelope, a movie about a girl born with the nose of a pig. For more amusing pop-culture inspired haiku, see Viper’s blog In The Future, Everyone Will Be Haiku’ed For 15 Minutes. Medium: Sketchbook scrawl with digital color.


Posted by 14 ♦ February 29, 2008

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17 Responses to “Haiku Movie Review: Penelope”

  1. So Ms. Ricci is doing the E!True Hollywood Story on Ms. Beckham, how very Liftime of her.

  2. that Posh drawing makes me laugh. her body looks like something you could maybe build in your garage, using curtain rods, plastic bowls, and silly putty.

  3. martini lover

    >>only with cheaper

    >>clothes and less make-up

    and less silicone.

  4. midevil

    Beautiful nose, 14!

  5. Posh Spice - whose name is hopelessly stupid, is not attractive. Shame on Marc Jacobs!

    Her kids ain’t gonna be pretty either. Those are some scary fucking tits. The fact that she brags about David’s member.

    Death to Posh Spice

  6. Jane

    That looks more like Pigtoria Beckham than she does.
    *Bowing down to 14*

  7. librarian kathleen

    Perfect!

  8. DeAnna1104

    damn that drawing is so on. her nose and its snoutesque resemblance makes me wonder she did not get the lead part of wilbur in charlotte’s web. that part was made for her. the injustice in hollywood never ceases to amaze.

  9. The drawing is perfect, saggy armpits, tits that look like two footballs stapled to her chest, dumbass pout, PERFECT!

  10. 14, you have an eye for detail.

  11. I once got a bad grade on a Haiku project. Until then, I thought it would be the perfect poetry for me–it’s all numbers, 36-24-36, I mean 5-7-5. I guess it read like a math problem so the teacher didn’t like it . . .

  12. michal she

    14- I appreciate your work, but some distasteful comments by fans are cheapening what you’ve worked hard for.

  13. Dr. L

    I, on the other hand, love you completely, 14.

  14. dv8trix

    What Dr. L said! :D

  15. 2Loquacious

    Addams

    That’s only because I’m a huge Addams Family fan. Your stuff is amazing 14!

  16. Jenn F.

    Viper Tetsu is one of the world’s great gems; alongside Lindt chocolate, Spinal Tap, flying squirrels, weeble wobbles, and Bugs Bunny cartoons.

  17. she

    i actually like posh, i think she is a hard working business woman and her talents should be admired. It is a good pic of her though and her “assets” are so huge now it is hard to miss them. Do 1 of these but in jordan and i will never leave this site!!!!

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