Filed under: Daily Drivel
Ashlee Simpson says she is “promised” to Pete Wentz. [Dlisted]
We tried to reach Papa Joe for comment, but he was too mesmerized by his daughters’ breasts to respond. [Original Papa Joe “Trading Card” by 14]
PETA wants you to cut pregnant women out of your diet. [BWE]
Reese Witherspoon has an obsession with trash. Which means she would go wild over my office. [Gabby Babble]
I think Brooke Hogan wants us to notice something. [Fatback Media]
Jilted girlfriend puts her angst to bed. Literally. [GiggleSugar]
Picture of someone getting the world’s first eyeball tattoo sadkjsaldasjdlas…. sorry, I just came to. What was I saying? [POTP]
Gwen Stefani in V magazine. V is for “virtually unrecognizable.” [popbytes]
Nicole Kidman’s publicist calls Cindy Adams an “idiot.” No word on why she was so kind. [Hollywood Offender]
David Arquette bolts during Courteney Cox’s make-out scene. So I’m guessing he wouldn’t enjoy being married to Jenna Jameson. [Geno]
Posted by Candy ♦ February 28, 2008
At 6:15 pm Demon Kitty said:
Cindy Adams claimed that knocked up Nicole drank. I believe Cindy.
February 28, 2008
At 6:56 pm Demon Kitty said:
Who gives a flying fuck if Ashly Simpson is promised. One day I am going to wake up and see Celebrity X takes a shit.
February 28, 2008
At 7:11 pm Candy said:
Oh! Forgot to mention:
Jennifer Aniston takes a shit on set of new movie. [CelebritiesDoingNumberTwos.com]
February 28, 2008
At 9:32 pm Jenn F. said:
*laughing at Candy’s Aniston comment*
February 28, 2008
At 4:46 am Jane said:
That image of Perv Joe looks like a deranged Golden Girl.
Ew.
February 29, 2008
At 5:49 am Miss Mezza said:
14, you have out-done yourself with this artwork.
February 29, 2008
At 6:49 am Puppet said:
This artwork is a true gem. Should be framed and sent to Papa Creepy!
February 29, 2008