Filed under: Celebutards, R.I.P.
2007 - 2008
Gossypium hirsutum, a cotton fiber that once thrived in a field in Big Nance Creek, Alabama, and dreamed of a career as pages in a John Grisham novel, has been picked from the bush for a far more humiliating cause: to become a “Team Heidi” t-shirt at Kitson.
The cotton bush’s last words were reportedly, “Dear God, no… anything but that!” before finally dying in the hands of Spencer Pratt Professional Videos and Apparel, Inc.
It is survived by a family of shrubs that would rather suffer through a drought than befall the same fate or worse, become the next pair of Britney Spears’ ripped fishnets.
Posted by Candy ♦ February 27, 2008
At 2:26 pm Aine said:
will someone put that horse down?
its useless. shoot it.
February 27, 2008
At 2:30 pm martini lover said:
poor cotton bush. even being amy winehouse’s bandana would have been better than that.
February 27, 2008
At 4:30 pm alex said:
oh boy
she’s such a slag
why won’t she and her inbred boyfriend just go away? seriously, you’d think after that music video she’d want to hide in a save somewhere!!!
February 27, 2008
At 4:39 pm MKF said:
HATED IT!
CAN’T SOMEONE IN LOS ANGELES RUN HER DOWN ALREADY, CMON’
EAT A DICK HEIDI! OR BETTER YET KILL URSELF!
THANKS
February 27, 2008
At 5:16 pm Jenn F. said:
Aw c’mon, MKF, tell us how you really feel! Christ I loved that comment. “EAT A DICK HEIDI!” Classic! The comments on this site are almost as hilarious as the writing and the artwork.
February 27, 2008
At 5:17 pm Jane said:
She is a legend in her own mind. F**kwad.
She needs to find a fast moving bus to fall under.
Someone should all help her do that.
February 27, 2008
At 8:45 pm Demon kitty said:
I am so indifferent to this. LOL, maybe that is bad.
February 27, 2008
At 2:14 am Eize said:
How is she famous again?
February 28, 2008
At 5:07 am Michelle said:
She is such a loser.
#1- Get rid of Spencer
#2- Move back to Colodado an STAY THERE!
February 28, 2008
At 5:49 am Bee Hind said:
For the love of God,
WHO would buy a Team Heidi T-shirt?
February 28, 2008
At 7:05 am Erick said:
Wow, commentation on the message boards is getting a bit tactless. Eat a dick Heidi? Or better yet kill yourself? Yes, well thought out and hilarious.
Geez, who let you escape from the Youtube message board?
February 28, 2008
At 8:21 am kittypoodinky said:
Vapid.
February 28, 2008
At 9:23 am Adam Smith said:
Never heard of her.
Don’t care to.
Looks very antiseptic.
February 28, 2008
At 9:43 am Adam Smith said:
News just in:
Blew her brains out with a Hairdrier.
February 28, 2008
At 9:45 am Adam Smith said:
Made absolutely no difference though.
February 28, 2008