Filed under: Celebrities, Pop Quizzes
Sylvester Stallone is doing what here?
1) Belatedly auditioning for the role of Pizza Delivery Boy in “I’m fu*king Ben Affleck“;
2) Responding to the request, “Raise your hand if you love Botox!”;
3) After unsuccessfully trying to smile, he is expressing joy by “raising the roof” instead:
4) Waiting for you to give him “your tired, your poor/your huddled masses…“;
5) None of the above. Sly is ______________.
Posted by Candy2 ♦ February 27, 2008
At 10:48 am Feng said:
I think Sly is waving to his best friend … his live-in driver/proctologist.
Hello Candy, I love the new site.
Be sure and tell 14 I said hi.
February 27, 2008
At 11:26 am martini lover said:
#2
February 27, 2008
At 11:26 am Jane said:
5) Thinking he is still relevant, but he is delusional. He is only seen now as a freak whose face scares the bejesus out of most.
February 27, 2008
At 11:51 am gina c said:
According to this picture, if he is holding his hand parallel to his face, my calculations read that Sly Stallones’s hand is 1 ¼ inches tall and his face is only 1 1/8 inches tall.
February 27, 2008
At 12:07 pm MMB said:
showing off one big ass hand! yowza! I HATE TO ADMIT IT, BUT THAT’S KINDA HOT!
February 27, 2008
At 12:11 pm Bee Hind said:
5) None of the above. Sly is trying to score a free palm reading off his mom Jackie.
February 27, 2008
At 12:38 pm Annie said:
He looks like Mr. Potato Head.
February 27, 2008
At 1:57 pm EVA said:
I <3 Stallone, he still gets lots of $$ for his movies even though he is much older. Still <3ing Stallone!
February 27, 2008
At 2:50 pm Blurgle said:
He’s living for Sderot!
February 27, 2008
At 4:41 pm Otter said:
Trying to get that gas to pass. He heard that thrusting one hand in the air would help.
February 27, 2008
At 5:17 pm Jenn F. said:
I’m with Martini Lover… #2 for sure.
February 27, 2008
At 8:54 pm michal she said:
#3 totally a Sly thing to do.
February 27, 2008
At 11:50 pm scott said:
Sly is cool!
February 27, 2008
At 2:17 am Eize said:
I’m torn between #3 and #5–the only way he could move his facial muscles is to raise his arm.
February 28, 2008
At 6:50 am Adam Smith said:
Come to Sylvester.
Imagine him less as a freak faced man mental,the cinematic embodiment of American Military might,penetrating the soft tissue of your skull like an armour piercing penis.
Imagine him more as a raddled old Man-Pig Hybrid,squirting out jets of Neo-Conservative rhetoric from his steroid enhanced man-teats.Gather round little piglets,suck in Sylvester’s juice,gratuitous violence is guaranteed.
Come to Sylvester.
Embrace the infinite.
P.S What I just wrote was all Vern’s fault.
February 28, 2008