Filed under: Headline of the Day, Tabloid Tactics
If standing in grocery lines has taught us anything, it’s that tabloids are hilarious — well that, and that little old ladies have no qualms about cutting in line. So we at Circus Hour (meaning me, 14, my cats and her dog) are starting a new regular column featuring our pick for the most entertaining tabloid headline of the day. And today’s winner is…
Congrats, Star magazine, for being our premier honoree! If you’re intrigued by Orlando Bloom’s unfortunate hygiene habits, be sure to read more here.
Posted by Candy ♦ February 27, 2008
At 9:39 pm D Slaver said:
It’s “gal” that makes it unbelievable.
February 27, 2008
At 9:53 pm martini lover said:
B.O.rlando
February 27, 2008
At 2:10 am Eize said:
Don’t tell the Elf, but DAMN he smells worse than the deepest pits of Moria.
February 28, 2008
At 5:22 am michal she said:
Desperate times for “Star” magazine *laughing w toothbrush in mouth*
February 28, 2008
At 5:32 am Jane said:
Yes, because most hard-working people who are living in these times of an economic recession would certainly put out a few bucks for a rag to read about some guy’s lack of hygiene, and how is ‘gal pal’(WTF?) copes with it.
What the f**k ever.
February 28, 2008
At 5:44 am Bee Hind said:
Every magazine needs some filler.
February 28, 2008
At 6:05 am kathleen said:
i volunteer to give him a shower.
February 28, 2008
At 6:31 am EVA said:
So what if Orlando doesn’t shower?! He is a hot piece of salami and he can be dirty for all I care!!!! Dumb Model!!!
February 28, 2008
At 8:16 am kittypoodinky said:
Wow, he must really hate blowjobs.
February 28, 2008
At 8:28 am javelin said:
I just imagine Orlando’s grandma cutting in front of Candy, then freezing in horror and dropping her prune juice at the sight of this headline. especially if it says somewhere in the article that he’s also not eating home cooked meals.
February 28, 2008
At 9:41 am Jenn F. said:
Ooh yikes! Kittypoodinky you have a point there.
February 28, 2008
At 3:38 pm CPTWilly said:
I knew those celebrities were dirty.
February 28, 2008
At 6:50 pm Demon Kitty said:
Bonny Fuller, a woman as evil as Anna Wintour has employees that blow their noses in her food, and wipe their sweaty balls with her garlic bread. She is the editor of Star.
Bonny is pretty desperate. I must say, whoever wrote the article about Matthew Moconogay’s body odor killing Kate Hudson was, well, far more interesting.
February 28, 2008
At 6:52 pm Demon Kitty said:
Oh Kittypoo, I hate to say this, but I have known people (very few thank god) who had NO RESERVATIONS about putting someone’s filthy, nasty dick in their mouth! Ew!!!
February 28, 2008