Filed under: Deep Thoughts, Fashion, Mariah Carey
“Being a Grammy winner is cool. But being a Wet Seal Deal Club member…? Priceless.”
Posted by Candy ♦ February 27, 2008
Posted by Candy ♦ February 27, 2008
Brittany Murphy Transforms Herself Into A Guppy
Brittany Murphy, aka Guppy Girl, has fallen into the unfortunate trap of excessive lip injection and has now become one of Hollywood’s fastest growing invasive species. Sightings of Guppy Girls used to be rare, but these days, one can spot … Continued…
At 5:20 am michal she said:
Wet Seal…(laughing w toothbrush in my mouth) hmm hmm!
February 28, 2008
At 5:27 am Jane said:
Ha! Her fashion sense is SO SAD!
STOP DRESSING LIKE A STREET WALKER AND FIND SOME CLOTHES THAT ACTUALLY FIT YOU!
Why is her face always looking so swollen and bloated?
There, I feel better now.
February 28, 2008
At 5:41 am Bee Hind said:
I’m with you Jane,
is everything in that girl’s closet
skin tight and low cut?
Doesn’t Mariah ever long for something comfy?
February 28, 2008
At 5:55 am kathleen said:
hello, mariah? it’s your 1990’s wardrobe calling…please…let me rest in peace.
February 28, 2008
At 6:30 am EVA said:
HEY! >:( There ain’t nothin’ wrong with Wet Seal - for us College students with low budgets anyway! It’s affordable and you can find something if you dig deep enough….
February 28, 2008
At 8:07 am Adam Smith said:
What’s all this about Mariah Carey slaughtering seals from the Trawler she has permanently moored off the coast of Newfoudland?
Does she still creep up on the poor Pinnipeds,disorientate them with a soprano blues run,before smashing there heads in with a club?
Has she gone mental again?
I liked her when she was mental.
February 28, 2008
At 8:14 am kittypoodinky said:
Lose the shoes, the trashbag jacket, and pull the shirt up over your big fake tits. There! Now you don’t look like a hooker…kinda…
February 28, 2008
At 8:35 am javelin said:
she dresses how 13 year old girls would if they didn’t have parents.
February 28, 2008
At 8:54 am Noam Chomsky said:
As is usually the case,Adam Smith conflates a misreading of the name of a dealer in cheap fashion tat,with a fanciful tale of Mariah Carey bludgeoning cute animals to death.
Another example of how the media is misused to create docilty and compliance in the public mind.Our perceptions are carefully shaped and managed by people like Mr Smith (and Vern),to create a totally false representation of objective reality.
Mariah never has and never will murder a Seal with a club.
She does however,wipe her arse with puppies -freshly delivered each morning - while walking around extolling the virtues of Cheese,which she believes is “A kind of dried out liquid meat,that comes from cows”.
I would still smash the granny out of her though.
February 28, 2008
At 11:15 am EVA said:
You’d think (and this goes for Unfitney as well) with all that $$$ that most of us lack in life, she’d be able to hire a stylist, nutritionist, cook, TRAINER, and a hair and makeup artist that knows what they are doing. If I only had 1% of her money I would still look a million times better than her or Unfitney, or all the other skanks who take what they have for granted.
My god, all it takes is some toning and she could look so much better, more polished, less trashy? .. life is so unfair and all the rich people are dumb idiots.
February 28, 2008
At 12:24 pm D Slaver said:
What I’d love to know is what the hotfuck happened to Mariah’s FACE? She had skinny-face back in the day, and most of humanity LOSES facial fat as they age, while this hog GAINS it.
February 28, 2008
At 3:40 pm DeAnna said:
uhmm jane, in response to your question… the reason mariah carey’s face looks fat and bloated is simply because it IS fat and bloated. my children made me sit and watch her very newest video, as it was supposedly “wicked’. anyhow i should say she is a superb human being as she demonstrated her ability to be versatile for four long continuous minutes of nothing but her face,tits and ass on my very expensive high def. flat screen tv. great video.
February 28, 2008
At 3:41 pm CPTWilly said:
I expected Mariah’s deep thought to be something like, “Gouda is good, but cheddar is better” or “I can catch up with J-lo if I get those cheek implants . . . “
February 28, 2008
At 6:54 pm Demon Kitty said:
Those blue jeans look like they are going to send her running to the feminine hygiene section of Walgreens.
February 28, 2008
At 9:45 pm Elizebeth said:
Hahahahahahaha!!!!
I would be afraid to eat in that outfit, or take a sip of water, or breathe.
But I also wouldn’t wear that outfit to begin with……
February 28, 2008