Filed under: Amy Winehouse, Beauty, Rock Stars, Rock Stars
On the heels of yesterday’s report that Amy Winehouse is creating her own beauty line, Circus Hour’s InVogue Glamour Elle Marie’s Style magazine has already gotten its hands — well, crane — on the new makeup collection for a product review.THE BEAUTY BUZZphoto illustration by 14 written by Candy Kirby hot find: vats of makeupTransitioning from woman to clown just got easier for those wanting to cover their track marks with Amy Winehouse’s Beauty Addict line. The eyeliner is small enough to fit in a warehouse, yet still big enough to make even the most natural beauty look like a less subtle version of Divine. Crank open the spigot and the eyeliner comes pouring out. Head-to-toe rain gear is recommended for those who don’t want the liquid to splatter on their red push-up bra or perfectly blood-soaked ballet slippers.”The false eyelashes are as alluring as spider legs, but with the added convenience of distracting from under-eye circles from yesterday’s all-night bender,” says beauty correspondent Candy who tested the makeup after, well, an all-night bender.Best of all, you can throw away that hairbrush and soap: Winehouse attests to the fact that her makeup and industrial strength hairspray lasts up to two sleepless, coke-fueled months.
Posted by 14 and Candy ♦ February 27, 2008
At 1:05 pm javelin said:
haha, now all she needs is that makeup-shooting-gun Homer Simpson invented. for the crackhead on the go.
February 27, 2008
At 1:16 pm Erick said:
but what about the amy winehouse two-day-banana-yellow-hair-dye-kit? guess i’ll just have to stick to my nice n’ easy.
February 27, 2008
At 2:31 pm Annie said:
I’m still scratching my head about those huge boobs she marched out of rehab with. Reward for Blake? Reason to take pain killers? I’ve heard it’s a very painful operation.
February 27, 2008
At 3:24 pm midevil said:
Fantastic work!
February 27, 2008
At 5:11 pm Jenn F. said:
Annie, I suspect she was merely armed with a padded push-up bra.
Candy, it was very generous and unselfish of you to test the make-up, seeing as it required you to pull an all-night bender in the name of research. The things you do for us!
February 27, 2008
At 5:21 pm Jane said:
Yes, thanks Candy for being the test rat, you deserve a double martini for that! *cheers*
Meanwhile, I thought Amy used Sharpie markers for her dramatic eye wings? Oh, and she uses the colored Sharpies to fill in her unfinished tattoos.
February 27, 2008
At 5:38 pm Bee Hind said:
I know it’s a make-up line,
but shouldn’t there be a pin on beehive?
It’s a perfect place to hide one’s stash.
February 27, 2008
At 8:40 pm D Slaver said:
Drug “chic”’s latest ridiculous incarnation.
February 27, 2008
At 8:44 pm Demon kitty said:
I will never forget what David Guest said about Amy Winehouse. I was traumatized by it.
February 27, 2008
At 8:51 pm michal she said:
haha…good one 14.
February 27, 2008
At 9:54 pm martini lover said:
that’s not enough eyeliner
February 27, 2008
At 6:21 am MMB said:
I hope the loose powder and white eyeshadow come in tiny coke bags…
February 28, 2008
At 7:46 am Adam Smith said:
Through the giant antenna on her head,Amy is in contact with the mind of god.
At all times.
She does’nt need the Internet to dream her head off.
Amy is in complete union with every node of the infosphere.Pouring her very essence into every dark recess of the Over-Mind,illuminating the world with her stark caterwauling,like a giant Easter Island Head,counting backwards from infinity.
With all that going on inside you,would’nt you want to fill your drug end full of smack?
February 28, 2008
At 7:54 am Noam Chomsky said:
Given the completely factual description of Aimless Whiner above,it’s good to see that Fourteen has created a Totem to celebrate her.
P.S That was all Vern’s fault as well.
February 28, 2008
At 8:19 am kittypoodinky said:
Oh boy! I can’t wait to look like a 50-year-old barfly!
February 28, 2008