Filed under: Celebrities, Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan has been arrested twice for DUI, possession of cocaine and transportation of a narcotic — and to rehab twice — so it only makes sense that lil’ sis Ali Lohan has her heart set on becoming just like her.
“I grew up watching Lindsay, and it made me want to do what she does,” the 14-year-old told Teen Vogue. “Just the whole vibe. Being there, being on camera, or onstage, with everybody listening to you…it’s so cool when people look up to you.”
Ali hopes her upcoming reality show – which she says will chronicle her “everyday life” with another good role model, Mama Dina – will put her in the spotlight.
“I want it so bad. So bad you don’t even know. And now, it’s actually happening,” she said. “I’ve already been asked for my autograph, and it’s just a really good feeling to have.”
Yes, and soon directors and producers will ask you to give THEM “a really good feeling” on their couch. Dina has clearly taught you well, young lady. Might I suggest booking a room at Cirque Lodge now? They’re so popular, that advance reservations are recommended
Posted by Candy ♦ February 27, 2008
At 9:44 am Demon kitty said:
Ew! The entire family looks like shit.
You guys update this motherfucker so often, I don’t know if I can keep up!!!
February 27, 2008
At 10:12 am alabamacherry said:
Freaking hell… a 30 year-old face on an 8-year old body!
February 27, 2008
At 10:12 am Jane said:
Demon Kitty, you are cracking me up throwing all of those ‘MF’n’ around in the comments section!
On Topic: Couldn’t this whole waste of skin family just f**king disappear from the face of this earth. For Christ’s sake, I wish the plague would resurface and infect this troupe of assholes. The only ‘recognition’ this little twat will get will be because she is from a long line of white trash who will do ANYTHING to get their ugly ass mugs in the media.
February 27, 2008
At 10:19 am martini lover said:
that picture of them says it all.
February 27, 2008
At 10:43 am midevil said:
She doesn’t even have boobs yet and she’s hungry for the cameras. I say she cracks and hits rehab at 15.
Demon Kitty, you’ll get used to it!
February 27, 2008
At 10:53 am jenn said:
umm Lohan Family - you are deluded - we do not look up to you, we make fun of your silly asses.
February 27, 2008
At 11:31 am Jenn F. said:
That’s right, work that leopard-print bikini you pedophile’s dream, you.
Demon Kitty, so happy to see that recently you’ve made the jump to the new site! You’re an essential part of this, you know.
February 27, 2008
At 1:05 pm alex said:
hahhahha i love that this little skank thinks people ‘look up’ to her! although, at least she isnt claiming to be ‘talented’ yet. or has she? i can see her stripping ffor 12 bucks an hour in 5 years
February 27, 2008
At 1:58 pm EVA said:
She’ll end up like Jamie Lynn. - Sad!
February 27, 2008
At 5:23 pm Bee Hind said:
Anyone want to guess when she’ll get breast implants?
February 27, 2008
At 5:26 pm bluehawaii said:
Man! this family is whacked out.
It’s a slippery slope straight to rehab for Ali at this point.
February 27, 2008
At 8:56 pm michal she said:
jamie lynn #2
February 27, 2008
At 8:23 am kittypoodinky said:
She looks way too much like her mother and seems very desperate.
February 28, 2008
At 8:52 am Puppet said:
Shame on her mother for feeding her to Hollywood despite the lessons Lindsay’s experience should’ve taught her. Cheeses slice! (rhymes w/ “Jesus C!”)
February 28, 2008
At 2:49 am Clint said:
wow, this kid is seriously messed up! who the fuck wants to be a no-talented whore like Lindsey? She think she’s Marilyn Monroe when she posed nude, please, LL is just some cheap whore!her mom should be ashamed of herself! i can’t wait for Ali to be in her first car crash!
March 14, 2008