Filed under: Who Did It Better
LEFT: Christina Aguilera hanging out at Villa nightclub in Hollywood
RIGHT: A Fimo clay ornament that 14 made last year, hanging out on a Christmas tree
Posted by Candy ♦ February 26, 2008
Posted by Candy ♦ February 26, 2008
At 3:23 pm librarian kathleen said:
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no no no no no.
Please tell me this is Photoshopped.
February 26, 2008
At 3:33 pm dv8trix said:
No contest: Ms. Fimo,because HER boobs are even!
February 26, 2008
At 3:36 pm dv8trix said:
There is a remarkable resemblance between the two, however…do you think Xtina might’ve been (hmmmm, how to put this)…a little less than original in her thinking?
February 26, 2008
At 3:37 pm ebethneu said:
Oh I feel bad for her breasts. They look so hard and swollen and uneven like she just pumped one side and not the other. It really is painful.
BUT
the fimo lady looks better.
February 26, 2008
At 3:54 pm midevil said:
Someone gotta tell that girl ta throw some foundation on those veins!
February 26, 2008
At 7:51 pm DeAnna said:
those breasteses really need to meet and greet a pump for the good of the infant critter at home, hungry like a hostage, cuz momma bear is out stylin and profilin dinner.
February 26, 2008
At 8:37 pm CPTWilly said:
Am I dense? I don’t see the difference.
What’s up with those things, you could park a truck in there!
February 26, 2008
At 8:53 pm Jenn F. said:
Eeeyikes. Not a good look.
With all that talent, you’d think she’d realize she doesn’t need to pimp it out so hard!
February 26, 2008
At 9:16 pm Lauri said:
Wow — that ornament is like a great big, tranny Mr. Bill! Very cool …
February 26, 2008
At 3:32 am dv8trix said:
I MUST HAVE 14-made ornaments for MY tree!
February 27, 2008
At 4:07 am midevil said:
talent?
February 27, 2008
At 4:41 am Bee Hind said:
She needs to zip up that sweater.
February 27, 2008
At 5:27 am Jane said:
Is there some reason this asshole cannot stay at home with her newborn. Someone must tell her the world doesn’t think her botched boob job isn’t even interesting as she thinks it is.
February 27, 2008
At 8:51 am Mrs.Polage said:
I’m wondering why she doen’t have giant uneven wet milk stains on her shirt!?
Fake tits looking really fake, and infected!
February 27, 2008
At 9:43 am Demon kitty said:
I love it when Hollywood eats its own shit.
Those jus have got to motherfucking hurt like fuck!!!! They must have to put shitloads of makeup on their decolletege or whatever the hell it is called to hide the nasty stretch marks from all that evil silicone!
February 27, 2008
At 10:45 am midevil said:
I remember when I gave birth vaginally to a baby–I stayed home cause I had this overwhelming urge to sleep in between feedings and changings. I guess I was just weak.
February 27, 2008
At 11:42 am Jenn F. said:
Yeah, she’s one of the few that I do think has talent… although I’m not a “fan” per se, I have to admit her voice is pretty incredible. Her choice of songs aren’t always the greatest, but she’s got some pretty strong pipes. But all of this tits-in-the-camera crap is getting to be a bit much… taking it down a notch or two would actually make her more attractive.
February 27, 2008
At 6:12 am Adam Smith said:
Did you know,that when the cameras are’nt on around she puts a monocle on each one,then throws her voice to her mammaries,giving them both independent personalities,always at war with the other?
She calls it “Classy Ballistics”.
I’m not so sure about the Classy bit,but having seen the secret footage,I must admit it’s one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.
February 28, 2008
At 8:25 am kittypoodinky said:
But the doll doesn’t have giant pulsating veins on her boobs. Hey, I’m all about breast-feeding, I did it myself. But there is a time to cover those puppies up and that time is now!
February 28, 2008
At 5:16 pm getoverit said:
It’s a combination of implants, and lactation. It’ll probably go back to “normal” once she’s weened the baby.
Really, it’s not a big deal.
February 28, 2008