What I Think Her Breath Smells Like:  Brooke Hogan

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Posted by Candy2 ♦ February 26, 2008

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22 Responses to “What I Think Her Breath Smells Like: Brooke Hogan”

  1. When I look at her, I think of Bud Light and maybe some cheap tequila or vodka. I am completely floored by the cut up jeans in the spirit of leather chaps. That is so fucking tacky.

    What is it about some people that they look so bovine?

  2. librarian kathleen

    Er, there’s a whiff of testosterone there too.

  3. Sara

    She looks just like her trashy mother

  4. Sara

    She looks just like her trashy mother.

  5. Sara

    Sorry about the double posting, my computer froze.

  6. Bud Light is a nice touch, Demon Kitty.

  7. DeAnna

    she looks like beth chapman’s neice. i’m tellin yall one of these days yall gonna see her huntin fugitives with the bounty hunter and it will all make sense.

  8. I bet she got those pants at a half-off sale.

    DemonKitty, I think the key word is “cheap”.

  9. Jenn F.

    Brooke Hogan makes me think of Vagisil. *shudder* She just looks like a walking yeast infection.

  10. Spandex_is_a_Privilege

    One word…Guinness

  11. Bee Hind

    Pork rinds!

  12. michal she

    open socket after a tooth extraction

  13. michal she

    or dry socket

  14. Puppet

    Definitely Bud Light, the distant smell of sausage-n-gravy biscuits, Juicy Fruit gum, Wet-n-Wild Glassy Gloss in Cayenne Glaze and Speed Stick in Musk.

  15. Michelle

    How many time have people posted that she needs to get rid of those “pants”!? She’s been sporting those for a good year now and the ugliness needs to stop!

  16. Pork rinds!
    Dry socket!
    BOVINE!!!!!
    BAHAHA!!!

  17. You guys are too motherfucking funny. Check out her pit. Her pit is really bothering me. She is so big boned and well whatever the fuck.

    Severely washed out jeans, orange spray on tans, and peroxide hair make me think of Bud Light. The Hogan family is the bovine horse of the human species.

  18. I think I wore that outfit to a rave when I was 19.

  19. I think I wore this to a rave when I was 19…

  20. Kathi

    O My God !!
    She’s Bigger Than J LO In Her Pregnancy !!

  21. Eize

    Hard times, Brooke? Poor girl can’t even afford a decent pair of pants.

  22. I think that she has gain a lil bit of wait but she is still pretty! And her mother is not trashy idiot!

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