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Hurry, hurry, step right up and see the Tom Cruise, Scientologist, pictured in his natural environment on the distant planet Xorzax. Prepare to be amazed as the L. Ron Hubbard spaceship beams top-secret information from the Galactic Confederacy directly into Tom’s cerebral cortex and then marvel as Tom jumps around and cackles as he incoherently spews Hubbard’s thought rays out his mouth and into the collective consciousness of any Earthling that will listen. Many Earthlings simply ignore or find fleeting entertainment in the wild gesticulations and deranged rants this tiny alien species displays, but make no mistake, this seemingly harmless little extraterrestrial packs a mean punch if you dare to tease, criticize or suggest psychiatric treatment to him. Best to view him from afar. Medium: oil on wood, photoshop.
Posted by 14 ♦ February 26, 2008
At 1:04 am MKULTRA said:
Brilliant. If I were a rich man 14, you’d live in a castle of solid gold, as the rich are nothing if not horrendously inefficient.
February 26, 2008
At 1:22 am dv8trix said:
*pees pants*
February 26, 2008
At 3:22 am Bisyss said:
“but make no mistake, this seemingly harmless little extraterrestrial packs a mean punch if you dare to tease, criticize or suggest psychiatric treatment to him.”
Or wear a V for Vendetta mask.
http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/Wikinews_international_report:_%22Anonymous%22_holds_anti-Scientology_protests_worldwide
February 26, 2008
At 3:39 am midevil said:
It’s gorgeously colored, but I have to ask, did he get his teeth evened out?
February 26, 2008
At 5:00 am Mark said:
Poor Tom, I quess Hollywood stars just should stick to what dumbasses do best: acting.
February 26, 2008
At 5:03 am olly said:
why some people have all and and some nothing?
February 26, 2008
At 5:18 am Thorne Smith said:
Now this is genius. Tom Thumb in platforms; L. Ron auditing from beyond, lil’ Xenus sprouting everywhere, and an active volcano (where it all began) chugging in the background.
This has to be my favorite 14 ever — and that blows out some pretty stiff competition (nursing beavers, cute crabs, and every Star Jones)!
Oh, and yeah, he’s certifiable.
February 26, 2008
At 9:04 am joydisaster said:
Who ever thunk an under-five liner in Endless Love would spawn such a massively fun trainwreck of a superstar?
(and a massively fun trainwreck of a “religion”)
February 26, 2008
At 9:13 am javelin said:
is that an alien tongue he’s dancing and prancing on? hahaha. the aliens in his head like the taste of tom cruise.
February 26, 2008
At 1:41 pm Rurouni Idoru said:
Oh, 14, I wish I were half as talented and creative as you are. The crown on Tom Cruise’s oversized head alone could be subjected to a loving dissertation by art nerds like myself.
Also, I wish I had my very own Xenuberry plant because those little things are adorable. Are they edible? Are they…sentient?
February 26, 2008
At 2:02 pm demonkitty said:
I love how you always manage to capture the way he crinkles up his nose when he gives that cheesy ass grin.
February 26, 2008
At 2:39 pm 14 said:
Thanks! Rurouni - we have the same little beings in our plants here on Earth…you just have to learn to see them. I see them quite often but must keep mum about those sort of things or else they’ll toss me into the nut house with Tom.
February 26, 2008
At 3:42 pm ebethneu said:
I’m curious if the “church” has ever complained about your artwork? They’re such assholes that it wouldn’t suprise me. And whether or not they have I love that you have the balls to keep putting this out there.
February 26, 2008
At 6:41 pm Sarasmiles said:
Bisyss - I love you! I hope & wish more people would protest against totally creepy cult.
February 26, 2008
At 8:39 pm CPTWilly said:
14, once again, I love your work. You always make me laugh.
February 26, 2008
At 9:00 pm Jenn F. said:
14, you never cease to amaze me. You’re absolutely hilarious, and unbelievably talented. This piece is an instant classic.
February 26, 2008
At 9:47 pm Moonlight Dancer said:
Long time Holy Roller, but lovin’ the illustrations from 14 as well.
February 26, 2008
At 5:23 am Jane said:
The little man is rockin the platforms. Posh called, she wants your shoes Tiny Tom. Oh and to answer the question, “Is he deranged?” Yes, yes he is. Ha!
February 27, 2008
At 5:34 am michal she said:
That L Ron Hubbard ship is ridiculous! Love it
February 27, 2008
At 5:35 am michal she said:
ps- love the courntney gravatar, 14
February 27, 2008
At 7:32 am Puppet said:
Shiiiiiiiiit, I can’t even stand to look at him in artwork. He makes me negatively anxious inside…is that how they get to us?
14, I have a crush on the alien head strawberries! They are too precious.
February 27, 2008
At 7:33 am Puppet said:
or whatever luscious berry they represent.
February 27, 2008
At 8:52 am Bee Hind said:
Sometimes I wish these people wouldn’t reveal ANYTHING about their personal lives, political views, diets, or religions.
Damn couch jumping freak.
February 27, 2008
At 10:23 am martini lover said:
“is he deranged?”
is the sky blue?
excellent work 14!
February 27, 2008
At 9:57 pm D Slaver said:
Beautiful! Keep up the fabulous work. There is no such thing as heaping too much ridicule at a vicious cult and its biggest flunkie.
February 27, 2008
At 12:00 am scott said:
in the future, the theaters will exist in our minds; then watch out!
February 28, 2008
At 2:07 am Eize said:
I’ll bet he can sit comfortably in the palm of Paris Hilton’s man-hands and have room for Ron Hubbard.
February 28, 2008
At 6:35 am EVA said:
Come on 14, where is your newest material on Unfitney? Don’t leave me hanging…..
February 28, 2008
At 6:38 am EVA said:
I just don’t understand why there are so many idiots in this country. To believe in Scientology you must either be a complete moron or just crazy. It was WRITTEN (made up) by a Sci-fi writer!! HELLOOOOOOOOOO
From what I know, it is about Aliens who stole our souls and put them in a Volcano. Does that sound about right?
And the worst is that they’re all acting like it is serious and TRUE! :))))))
Don’t get it..
February 28, 2008
At 8:27 am kittypoodinky said:
That is a great drawing, but so very nightmarish. I can’t wait until Scientology is officially deemed a cult and they put all those freaks in the nuthouse.
February 28, 2008
At 8:46 pm Viper Tetsu said:
Jesus Christ with zero down and a reasonable 4% interest rate, Elron is magnificent.
Good to see you haven’t lost yer touch, Mizz Quatorze.
February 28, 2008
At 5:05 pm Scientology said:
Just wonderful work! You are so talented! Great job~
April 9, 2008